Mitt Romney enters the lioness den; Chelsea Handler forever; we all hate Daniel Tosh; Ditto for Donald Trump; Michael Bay you make us laugh and laugh; and hey, Lindsay Lohan get a chauffeur! Continue reading
Lauren
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In footage released today by Mother Jones we find out what Mitt Romney really thinks about 47% of those voting for President Obama — they’re all a bunch of hapless victims dependent on the government. No need for him to care about those folks. They’re really a waste of his time. Continue reading
Just because Mitt Romney seems hell bent on torpedoing his chances in November doesn’t mean there aren’t people in the trenches willing to say and do almost anything to ensure he gets elected. Continue reading
Apparently the French have decided to wage war on PR reps and Kate Middleton’s boobs. All in a day’s work, eh? Haha? Well, okay that would be ascribing to a petty stereotype about the French being self-involved, ego-maniacal, loo-loo birds who go around slapping people, smoking cigarettes out of filters and reveling in the occasional bit of co-opted nudity. Er, okay. Most of that happened this week. Continue reading
Now that BaldwinP wants to know our Hollywood movie pitches, let’s take a second to discuss one of the reasons why the studios need our ideas. Continue reading
Oh, Mitt. What would you do if you didn’t have staunch supporters like Clint Eastwood, chair-grousing, grizzled old looney bear, and Pat Robertson, crazy, evil, soul-destroying chaos wizard, to make your campaign fun! and exciting!? Well, we just don’t know. Maybe instead you could hitch your campaign to a crap wagon and throw it off a cliff into a ditch of empirically plummeting poll numbers? Yes, that’s the ticket. Continue reading
Wonder Woman gets another reboot; What the hell is a Honey Boo Boo; Johnny Knoxville signs on with an Oscar Winner; Streisand will not be ignored; sequel news; and Cee Lo! Continue reading
Oscar-winning director of corpulent, affected movie yarn, Crash, and former member of Scientology, Paul Haggis, supports Vanity Fair‘s bombshell story about the Scientology audition process that was set to find Tom Cruise a wife. Continue reading
Good grief. Where is that sweet, sweet, rage maniac bastard, Keith Olbermann, when we need him? Yes, this is what that perpetual asshat Bill O’Reilly has done to us — made us long for the days when shout factory Keith Olbermann cut into O’Reilly and outed his lunacy as not just the random ramblings of a stupid, talking-head pundit, but as the horrible antics that accompany the thoughts and actions of a horrible man; a pattern of behavior perfected by a misogynistic, egotistical, blowhard prick. Sure, sure, Olbermann has his issues, but there was no better historian in all the land that chronicled O’Reilly’s daily dips into the muck-filled depths that continue to buoy his entire broadcast existence. Continue reading