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This is getting dull. Here are some full movies for your viewing pleasure. Some of these are pretty weird , but that is my way. Continue reading
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Hey, this is Crasstalk’s 8000th post!
Dogs hasn’t seen Frozen. Haysi hasn’t seen Raiders of the Lost Ark. I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen any of the Toy Story films except the original, nor Godfather III. I’ve definitely not seen Robot Punch Monster, but at least I’m not alone there. What are some of the cinematic hits or cultural touchstones that “everyone” has seen except you? Continue reading
Donald Trump will be unstoppable; OJ Simpson has never heard of such a thing as a knife; ABC wants to be your “Baby”; Bennifer will never die; Balls, that is all; the worst earworm of all time to get bigger and louder; THIS IS SPART…ER…AMERICA! Ghostbroadsters, right? Continue reading
Deadpool sets the best/worst example; Michael Bay will be laughing at us as Transformers becomes a Groundhog Day nightmare; movie theaters are an abstract concept; M. Night Shyamalan still gets work in this town; Vin Diesel probably has a “Fast and Furious” room in his house; and we never saw MacGyver use duct tape, did you?
Here is your collection of films for a spooky weekend. Continue reading
Fox’s Fantastic Four hit theaters last Friday and promptly fell apart. After being savaged by reviewers prior to release, Fox somehow managed to alienate comic book geeks, casual moviegoers, and the director, leading to a stunning weekend take far below expectations.
With the prospect of a sequel or shared universe now almost officially dead, what’s next for Marvel’s First Family? Continue reading
A massive combover landed in Cleveland and threw itself into the eyeballs of the American people; HBO to forget about George R.R. Martin completely; the Pope asks if Hollywood really likes him; Adam Sandler is his own best friend; Michael Bay screams “Benghazi!” into a wind tunnel; True Detective “mehs” us to death; MSNBC is now a rehab clinic for unsuitable anchors; and Ryan Seacrest loses one of his forty-nine jobs.
So how did the Trumpening go last night? Basically it was like watching a bunch of ludicrous dancing laser lights being chased by one insane cat. That cat is Donald Trump, who just doesn’t give a fack. In the most not givingiest of a fack way possible. Continue reading
It’s been a long, cold winter, but Midnight Movie Reviews is back with an all new installment for summer 2015!
Read on to see which blockbusters are getting your hard earned dollars this summer. Continue reading