Scientology

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TomKat Has Officially Ended their Five-Year Obligation Marriage


So the great joint parting of Xenu’s most famous inhabitants, Tom “Nebulan” Cruise and Katie “Jupiterdiah” Holmes has occurred today. TomKat will be no more, and so it is writ. This day in history marks the divorce settlement in a case of weirdness and speculation that has riveted every major news outlet, and simultaneously caused yet another bit of scrutiny into the batshit nuts cult religion that is Scientology. Continue reading