Oh, good Christ with a hammer. Todd Akin is speaking again. And of course his topic of choice is women. A topic he’s shown to be mentally handicapped at discussing. This time instead of making noxious commentary about what he thinks happens in the lady wombs of rape victims, he’s now observing behavior in his opponent in the Senate race, Claire McCaskill, that he’d like to share. And this time it’s a winner! No, not at all. Continue reading
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Mitt Romney is without a doubt the most painfully awkward man in the world.
Joe Scarborough, known Republican and morning political chat show host of MSNBC’s Morning Joe, had a tough time yesterday sitting through the excruciatingly, awkwardly horrid Mitt Romney attempting not to be shown up by running mate, Paul Ryan, while at a recent campaign stop.
After The Office‘s Kelly Kapoor, played by Kaling, garnered few laughs from this reviewer, we were a bit doubtful whether we’d like her take on the latest entry into “Lady Hot Mess” that she’s set to introduce us to over the course of this inaugural season of The Mindy Project. Continue reading
Mitt Romney’s Greatest Achievement? Being Rich and Famous.
Speaking at the St. Patrick’s Day breakfast in Boston in 2005, Mitt Romney, we assume, attempts a joke describing his aspirations. Heh. Yeah, somewhere therein lies the truth.
So, have you ever wanted a power nap in the middle of day, or while in an airport, on a train, in a library, or at your work desk, but you just couldn’t find the right kind of comfortable face-enveloping, head obscuring, mole-man with arm holes, pumpkin-esque, plush, Martian helmet to do it in? Continue reading
Mitt Romney has no idea how airplanes work
Speaking at a fundraiser Saturday night about the emergency landing that occurred while his wife was aboard.
“When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no – and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous.”
Joe Biden, or Uncle Gaffey as some of us like to call him, is known for his congenial nature; his ability to mingle with the regular folk, sip a beer, riff with the working man about his life in Scranton, PA, while getting real up close and comfortable. He likes to have your undivided attention when he’s sharing all his stories. Anything less, apparently, just won’t do. Well, this all may be a little too much for one senior citizen. Behold. Continue reading
Well, the thrice winning Louis C.K. had nothing to worry about so it seemed, even if he so eschewed the whole “awards thing.” Which became a hilarious meme in itself, right? Why so serious, Louis?! Yeah, we know, the Emmys. But for Amy Poehler, perhaps the night should’ve gone another way. Continue reading
Every once in a while you hear some music news that makes you a little hopeful. Announced this week, much beloved hip-hop impresario, Nas, will be on tour this fall joined by his 90’s “If I Ruled the World” partner, Lauryn Hill. Continue reading
Do you know what happens during presidential campaigns? Well, there’s a winner and a loser. And throughout the course of the battle, in order to identify said winner or loser, there will be scrutiny, negative ads, debates, media coverage, criticisms, and a whole bevy of commentary that will try and out one or the other as the loser. Continue reading






