Lauren

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Lauren "AKA Spirit Fingers" likes to talk about entertainment, politics, the news, the world, you know, the awesome stuff that makes us say, "Holy Crap! That's crazy...but I love it." Got a message, a writing gig, or need a freelancer? Email me at: [email protected] or find me here @CrassLauren.

Todd Akin Would Like McCaskill to be More “Ladylike;” We Would Like Todd Akin to Stop Talking Forever

Oh, good Christ with a hammer. Todd Akin is speaking again. And of course his topic of choice is women. A topic he’s shown to be mentally handicapped at discussing. This time instead of making noxious commentary about what he thinks happens in the lady wombs of rape victims, he’s now observing behavior in his opponent in the Senate race, Claire McCaskill, that he’d like to share. And this time it’s a winner! No, not at all. Continue reading

Even Joe Scarborough is Embarrassed by Romney’s Neediness

Mitt Romney is without a doubt the most painfully awkward man in the world.

Joe Scarborough, known Republican and morning political chat show host of MSNBC’s Morning Joe, had a tough time yesterday sitting through the excruciatingly, awkwardly horrid Mitt Romney attempting not to be shown up by running mate, Paul Ryan, while at a recent campaign stop.

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To Be Filed Under: “I Can’t Even”

Mitt Romney has no idea how airplanes work

Speaking at a fundraiser Saturday night about the emergency landing that occurred while his wife was aboard.

“When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no – and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous.”

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Good God. This is the Scariest Photo You’ll See All Day

Joe Biden, or Uncle Gaffey as some of us like to call him, is known for his congenial nature; his ability to mingle with the regular folk, sip a beer, riff with the working man about his life in Scranton, PA, while getting real up close and comfortable. He likes to have your undivided attention when he’s sharing all his stories. Anything less, apparently, just won’t do. Well, this all may be a little too much for one senior citizen. Behold. Continue reading