Here it is, the last GOP debate before the Great New Hampshire Winnowing! Watch America’s Most Hated Canadian! See The Boy Senator! Watch the last member of the House of Bush bring shame upon his dynasty! It’s on ABC at 8:00 Eastern. Continue reading
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Iowa has spoken! Ted Cruz has bathed in the sacred ethanol and been annointed by Iowa’s pig-men. Let’s commence with the wailing and gnashing of teeth. Continue reading
The hucksters, has-beens, never-was-es, and other assorted homunculi who make up the GOP presidential primary circus are gathering tonight in Las Vegas for another debate. Which of the tiny people will dare assault towering front-runner/cartoon villain Donald Trump? Buttery-soft Canadian Ted Cruz? Empty JC Penney’s Boy’s Collection suit and part-time senator Marco Rubio? What about fading shell-of-a-man John Ellis Bush? Will he land any blows with his soft little aristocratic fists? Oh, and the fat dude, the crazy doctor, and the mean lady will also be there. Join as we gaze in wonder at the whackadoodle spewing from their pie holes! You can enjoy the horror show here at CNN at 8:30 PM.
Oh Celebrity Apprentice. In case you forgot what happened last week, we’re gonna rehash it on the screen or you can just read last week’s recap. Blah blah blah. Wackety Schmackity doo. Join us for the nonsense after the jump. Continue reading
Last time on the Celebrity Apprentice, the gang had to make a video about mops. No, I’m not going to call it viral, because it wasn’t, unless we’re talking viral like strep. Clay boiled over and lashed out at Penn, for reasons we’re not really sure of, and the ladies bitched at each other behind their backs, causing them to loose. In the end, Tia went home. I know you’re thrilled. Spoilers after the jump! Continue reading
Don’t you love when presidential hopefuls play coy and say, “Oh, no, I’m not technically running for public office…I’m just taking this huge bus and ramming it into every Northeast state for miles hoping you’ll see me and think, ‘Well, that’s nifty.'”