It’s Dance Moms time! Have you been keeping up? In case you haven’t, there has been lots and lots of screaming. All the dancers were replaced and then brought back. Caught up? Good. Continue reading
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Welcome back to Dance Moms! I’m excited, aren’t you? Unfortunately, I didn’t have cable last season, so I have no idea what happened. I’m assuming the girls danced and the moms yelled and something, something Maddie, Chloe, drama. Sound about right? Let’s get to the dancing!
Previously on Dance Moms, Kelly left and there was a HUGE audition to replace her kids. Lots of famewhores parents brought their daughters to audition and there was a big ruckus. We end up with a tall, skinny older girl named Allie (Ally?) who has a mom who looks like June from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” Continue reading
¡Ay dios mio! Is it that time again? Jeezus. Ok well, welcome to this week’s liveblog and it promises to be as overwrought as the horrorfest that was FR Ven last week. This time, it’s psychotic breakdowns for everyone so make sure you’ve got a stiff drink nearby ’cause you’ll probably need it to get through this. Continue reading
The seven episode season of Polyamory finally ended last week. Hopefully, that will put an end to the “Lektures About Philsofie” I’ve been getting from cast member Anthony in the comments section of my articles and through Twitter. If you missed any of these lectures, I believe you can sign up for them through his website. Continue reading
We open up with a rehash of the previous episode, which gives me a chance to run to the bathroom. Everyone’s talking amongst themselves about the board room. Paul’s a class act, even though he gets fired. Aubrey comes out tap dancing because she’s still in the show. Her hair extensions don’t move at all. Roll the credits. Continue reading
Last time on the Celebrity Apprentice, the gang had to make a video about mops. No, I’m not going to call it viral, because it wasn’t, unless we’re talking viral like strep. Clay boiled over and lashed out at Penn, for reasons we’re not really sure of, and the ladies bitched at each other behind their backs, causing them to loose. In the end, Tia went home. I know you’re thrilled. Spoilers after the jump! Continue reading
Welcome! Are you ready for a massive dose of Trump’s massive ego? Of course you are. Continue reading
Previously on Dance Moms! There were guns! And trench coats! And yelling! Well, the moms have confiscated the guns and we’re ready to move on. Join us after the jump. Continue reading
Last time on the Celebrity Apprentice, everyone ate sandwiches. You know, the pre-made kind with the soggy lettuce and withered tomatoes. We won’t have to worry about wilted lettuce this week, because we’re going to Medieval Times! Oh frabjous joy! Continue reading
Last time on Dance Moms, the dance EXPLODED and everyone was forced to go to Clute, TX. Now, we’re back home and getting ready for Hollywood Vibe, which happens to be located in Pittsburgh. No long bus rides for us! Are we ready for Dance Moms? I think we are. Continue reading