Humor

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Ebaying At the Moon: Thanks for the Memorabilia

To think, ’tis only May 1, and America’s favorite space-grifter and her most beloved hater of colleges have packed up and left the deranged playground that was the 2012 GOP presidential primary. Now that the least heinous most likable 1%er of the crop has been chosen, the side show collection of contenders will slowly slide back into the murky depths of K-street lobbying firms and Heritage Foundation-like ‘think-tanks’. Continue reading

Beyoncéspiration: The Life and Times of Beyoncé In Gifs

By Dancing Queen and LaZiguezon

Lawd have mercy on the soul named Beyoncé. Her meteoric and ever so calculated rise to success has chewed up and spit out many a lace-fronts and created haterz world wide! Whether or not you drink the Haterade, there is no arguing that betch is beautiful and unbelievably talented. Let’s take a look inside the life of the woman who runs the world (sawwy, Madonna). Continue reading

The Best Show You’re Not Watching (At 1 In The Freaking Morning)

This past Friday The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson aired its 1,500th show. It’s been on the air, with the Scottish born comic/actor Ferguson as host, for eight years. CBS just renewed Ferguson’s contract through the 2014 season. The show won a Peabody award in 2009 and Ferguson was nominated for an Emmy in 2006.

Nevertheless, chances are pretty good you’ve never seen it; it starts at 12:37 am for heaven’s sake, when most normal people are well asleep. The ratings, naturally, bear that up. The Late Late Show averaged about 1.6 million viewers this season (compared to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’s 1.8). But still, that’s 1.6 million people who, I promise, are laughing their asses off. Continue reading

Prom Season!

Some guys are so thoughtful - his eyes match her dress!
The dresses! The suits! The music! The barfing!

Whaddaya got for us for prom stories? Names can be changed to protect the innocent, um, ok, the vengeful.

I don’t have any particularly good stories, but I did have some nice dresses, some nice dates, and one really awful date, but no need to go into that story, let’s just say he was conversationally challenged, as in, he didn’t have any. Continue reading