In a surprise move, the Catholic Church’s Cabal of Choosing has chosen British character actor Jonathan Pryce as the new Pope. Pryce chose the papal name “Francis,” as a tribute to his two entertainment-business idols: Francis the talking mule from the popular movie series, and obscure twentieth-century saloon singer Francis Albert Sinatra. Continue reading
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Proving that nuns are the best thing about the Catholic religion, a group of nuns recently kicked-off a nine-state bus tour to highlight the disastrous consequences of the Paul Ryan budget plan on the low and middle classes. Continue reading
Seriously though, the word of God on Earth met with Fidel Castro briefly on Wednesday. Castro showed up in a Reebok track suit and a scarf. That’s a man with some swagger. Then, to further prove his domination over the young, spry, head of the Catholic Church, Castro asks Benedict “What does a Pope do?” Continue reading