“@lmasaprocky: When you’re play fighting with your girl and hit her too hard pic.twitter.com/F1fnhElSIt” #OhSnap ????????
— Craig Sager II (@CraigSagerJr) May 6, 2014
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Gott in Himmel! Here’s America’s crazy, old uncle Ron Paul hanging out with some of his better-endowed supporters. This must be the best day of his campaign. Continue reading
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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Hit the jump and do what you do. Continue reading
This picture may be tardy to the party, as it was taken during Michael Jackson’s Tribute Concert in Fall ’11, but I believe we can still have a good time with it.
Mock! Critque! Empathize! Deconstruct! Draw a monocle! Anything, just bring your A game. Continue reading
Today Rachel Maddow tweeted something about “Feel the Huntsmentum!” and it left me wondering: If Huntsman only had one moment to say anything, surely that moment is now. What would that something be? What should that something be?
“Don’t anybody move! I’ve lost my contact lens!” Continue reading
So it’s really easy to find photos of these people. They have a ton of them over at Politico.com. Honestly I’m just there for the pictures. I read the articles about as much as anyone ever reads them in Maxim or some other quality publication. So let’s talk turkey: What do you think is going on in the picture above? Is Mittens explaining his interpretation of Joseph Smith’s “Word of Wisdom” where he exhorts the faithful from partaking in “Hot Drinks”, which the LDS church interprets to mean “No Coffee and No Tea?” (Note the carafe in the picture, sitting there – mocking him in silence). Continue reading
It’s been a while since we’ve poked fun at a GOP Presidential Candidate photo. This image is stuffed with possibility as tightly as Newt is packed into that suit. Tight like Mrs. Cain holding her fingers to her ears when you try to explain to her what “Running Game” and “Fronting” mean. You guys know the rules: There aren’t any rules, just don’t not be funny.
Pitchfork revealed the cover art for A Very She & Him Christmas yesterday. The image–shot by Autumn de Wilde–seems to be crying out for a caption. Pitchfork writer Amy Phillips asks, “Caption contest, anyone?” Amy, don’t mind if we do! A Very She & Him Christmas is out October 24th on Merge. So, Crassholes, take a look at the image after the jump and hit us with your best captions.