Well, that took no time at all. We asked for it, and we got it. Paul Ryan’s douchiest ever pics showcasing him in full blown backwards hat-punchable face regalia have left a comic stain on the Internet that will haunt him forever. Hopefully. Continue reading
Back when I was a sophomore in high school, I loved writing verbose, overly-wrought sentences to express my ‘intellect.’ Invariably, Ms. Egan would get out her red pen and circle a sentence and write RO in big letters. Yes, I committed the grammar error of a run-on sentence. Continue reading
Let’s start off with a round of applause for BadKarma, who is retiring from his post as the most excellent host of PhotoPhriday. Bravo, sir. Continue reading
From the desks of mighty cat herders to the sad cubicles of underperforming corporate drones, fantasy football is back to suck up hours upon hours of would-be productive time. The time-suck, like Crasstalk, is alternately fulfilling and frustrating. With that in mind, we figured, we present Crasstalk Fantasy Football 2012. Continue reading
We all love things. Some of us love clothes, some of us love shoes, some of us love action figures and some of us (okay most of us) love the Fubar FatMax Extreme. Continue reading
It’s been a long hard week, what with the Olympics, Mars, pastrami-guacamole sandwiches, women with six pack abs, black socks at the gym and cats. It’s all over now, but one thing’s certain: you need a drink. Or several. Continue reading
There’s a lot to talk about regarding this year’s Olympics. Male athletes are being flown first or business class and women are traveling in cargo coach. G4S fucked up the security royally and still demands a huge payoffday. In the right light, the London 2012 logo kinda looks like Lisa giving Bart a blowie. And there’s sports, of course. Lots and lots of sports that only get attention once every four years, like badminton and the canoe slalom.
Let’s talk about what really interests Crass, though. Sex. Continue reading
Phobias. We all have them. Some of us have many, some just one. Some phobias are so severe that they can debilitate us and some just simply freak us out. Some are harmless and some hurt others. Those phobias that discriminate, I refuse to acknowledge.
The word phobia is Greek for “fear” or “morbid fear.” When naming a phobia, any word connected to it should be Greek. However, throughout the years it has become acceptable for the medical community to add a Latin suppletion to a Greek stem to form a name. Continue reading
RMoney’s campaign is making increasingly desperate statements defending, denying, and obfuscating his apparent continued stewardship of Bain Capital from 1999 to 2002 and trying to turn the ship around before it hits an iceberg. On CNN’s State of the Union yesterday, Romney adviser Ed Gillespie told Candy Crowley that the presidential candidate had “retroactively retired” from Bain Capital. Gillespie was asked to clarify the 1999 Press Release from Bain announcing that Romney would be taking a part-time leave of absence to manage the 2002 Winter Olympics. Continue reading
Here is the best picture so far today.
You know what to do. Continue reading