There’s a lot to talk about regarding this year’s Olympics. Male athletes are being flown first or business class and women are traveling in cargo coach. G4S fucked up the security royally and still demands a huge payoffday. In the right light, the London 2012 logo kinda looks like Lisa giving Bart a blowie. And there’s sports, of course. Lots and lots of sports that only get attention once every four years, like badminton and the canoe slalom.
Let’s talk about what really interests Crass, though. Sex.
One of the Olympics’ more salacious facts became common knowledge recently. Between the adrenaline, the endorphins, and the slamming hot bodies, there is a whole lot of smashing going down in the Olympic village. There will be a projected 150,000 condoms handed out to athletes in London. We wouldn’t want any of those to go to waste, so tell us which athletes you would help with their condom surplus?
