Somewhere out there is a comic book, trashy magazine or pulp novel cover that perfectly represents you. Not only that, but if you look hard enough I’m sure you can find some that perfectly represent everybody else here, too. So let’s have some fun with that, shall we? Go look and post something for you, and something for the people you love.
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So Crasstalk this week will be rife with vaginas and bacon. Could “Vaginas and Bacon” be a new band name? Absolutely. We’re two for two with the former, so it’s time to up the ante with the latter and add one more thing about bacon. Continue reading
Jeb Bush, of the Florida Bushes, believes that President Obama should thank George W. Bush for his foreign policy leadership.
I would argue in some ways, by reality seeping kind of into his life as the Commander-in-Chief, that a lot of it is modeled after [Bush] 43. And it would be nice, a little tip of the hat might be a nice thing. I think it would be helpful for him politically.
The only analogy I can come up with is thanking my dog for the baggie of poop I have to pick up. Can you do any better?
Hey y’all, America’s Baby Mama, Bristol Palin, has aquired* a Newfoundland** puppy for her fiancé, Gino***, and she needs your help in naming it. Go!
*Buying a purebred puppy stimulates the economy. It is The American Way.
**Newfoundland is in Canada, therefore this puppy is a Socialist.
***That sounds foreign. Has she run him past Joe Arpaio, The Donald, and Orly Taitz? I think she should. Continue reading
What’s new at your place? Continue reading
If you were an animated gif, what would it be? Continue reading
Imagine paying $13,000 for one square foot of property. Now imagine being so wealthy that you don’t even care. Continue reading
We lost a good one this week.
Gott in Himmel! Here’s America’s crazy, old uncle Ron Paul hanging out with some of his better-endowed supporters. This must be the best day of his campaign. Continue reading
Today is International Workers’ Day, where the fascists of the world unite in oppressing the 1% by forming unions and buying crack with their welfare check. F’real. I read it on Drudge Report and Lucianne.com. I hear Rush Limbaugh is dedicating a whole hour to it today.
Let’s take a page out of the GOP playbook by making false equivalencies regarding socialism, fascism, and communism coming to a United States government near you! Continue reading
