What could be worse than mounting a comeback mayoral campaign knowing full well that you were still doing the thing (sexting) that you claimed you had stopped doing after you resigned in shame from public office? Going on Geraldo Rivera’s radio show to talk about it. Continue reading
Anthony Weiner
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How do you know you’ve lost all control of your campaign? You almost end up in a fist fight with a senior citizen opponent at a function FOR AND ABOUT SENIOR CITIZENS!
Anthony Weiner has now entered the SNL rung of his mayoral campaign.
Sure, sure George McDonald, 69, and a GOP challenger, has been harping on Weiner’s scandalous sexting debacle as of late, but you know, how can he not? Once you’ve made the decision to show your peen to an entire internet’s worth of inhabitants and then run for public office, it’s pretty much fair game. Continue reading
Delusional man-whore and disgraced former Congress-skank Anthony Weiner and his attention-starved genitals are leaving the New York City mayor’s race. In a statement released on the popular genital-flashing website CheckOutMyJunk.com, the congressman, his scrotum drooping with defeat and sadness, said; “Hey Girl HEY! Check out my mad junk, YO! Also, it is with regret that I announce that I am withdrawing my candidacy for mayor of New York. To the good people of New York and to the HOT CHIX of CHECKOUTMYJUNK.COM, I want to thank you for this opportunity to serve you HOT PIX OF MY STEAMING MAN-MEAT AW YEAH!” He also posted gif images of himself making masturbatory gestures. Continue reading
“What’s wrong with the wives?” is a question I would happily go the rest of my life never hearing again from anyone’s mouth (or fingers) when yet another husband, prominent or not, is caught having an affair.
“Why is she staying with him?”
“Why is she supporting him in public?”
“She is such an amazing woman, but doesn’t she have any pride?”
When you ask these questions you’re doing three pretty terrible things. Continue reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv6DAYD0jD8
Larry Flynt is a man not unfamiliar with the experience of an overly puritan society getting all pissy with you because you wanted to take some sexy photos and show them to the public. It’s perhaps not surprising, then, that Flynt offered Anthony Weiner a job with the internet group of his Flynt Management Group, LLC just hours after the now former Congressman resigned yesterday over revelations that he too has a fondness of taking photographs of a “romantic” nature. Continue reading
Hello, dollink. Can’t talk long. Something about the Battle of The Bay. They’ve already looted London Drugs and Holt Renfrew. No, I don’t know why, Holt’s doesn’t even carry Axe body spray!
In any case, never let it be said I left you without your gossip links in a time of crisis. So read and enjoy and tie a yellow ribbon dress around the old oak tree.
Much like memes that have gone before it, like the most recent planking absurdity, it seems inevitable a ‘Weining’ meme will begin. I can just imagine it, can’t you? Since it’s been uncovered that Rep. Anthony Weiner has a cock shot in his bedroom, in his bathroom possibly, and now the House gym…where else do you think Weiner cock shots will turn up? Maybe on a boat! Maybe in Central Park! A Weiner on a field trip! Perhaps he’ll unveil his “Cock on the hood of a car” shot, or his “Cock in a sock” shot, or even his “Cock in a cockpit” shot. There’s just no telling where the Weiner cock will end up. Oops, wait. Look, there it is on a hibachi grill at a Japanese steak house! I bet this catches on. I bet it does. Oh, Weiner, you just give us new levels of lowness everyday. To some bored fifteen year-old, though, you’re probably a God.
Have political-sex-scandals always been this much fun, or is there just something about a Weiner joke in 140 characters or less? I’m going with the latter and I have a feeling you will too.
We all remember how it started – the simple, almost-scandalous-but-not-really tweet seen ’round the world. That, my friends, was just the beginning. Since the original tweet, Twitter has been all … a-twitter on the issue.
Stephen Colbert wanted to get in on the fun so much, he tweeted his butt cheeks! Continue reading
In a press conference full of tears, regret, and abject humiliation, Anthony Weiner has admitted to conversing with and sending several lewd pictures to six women via Twitter and Facebook, some dating back as far as three years ago.