When you want to make people laugh, what’s your go-to “It happened to me” story? Continue reading
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Eric Holder stunned the political world–or at least people who didn’t hear him last year say that he would leave this year–when he resigned Thursday. In a moving, tearful resignation speech, Holder thanked Obama, called Texas congressman Louie Gohmert an asshole, and announced he was leaving the law and returning to his first love: musical theater. Variety reports that Holder is in talks to play Det. Harris in the Broadway musical production of Barney Miller. President Obama wept openly, because he, too, loves Barney Miller so very much.
So now, Eric Holder belongs to the ages. Let’s look back at attorneys general throughout history, and see how Eric Holder stacks up. Continue reading
I knew it was going to happen.
The minute a lawyer passes the bar exam, she becomes, in the eyes of her family members, a veritable Walking Encyclopedia of The Law, ready and willing to answer all legal questions and come forth with Legal Knowledge™ at the drop of the hat.
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Business cards are ordinarily plain, straightforward things: name, title, company name, contact information, maybe a nice design. But Business Insider reported that Chen Guangbiao, a Chinese tycoon who recently made a bid to buy the New York Times, has what Angry Asian Man calls “The Greatest Business Card Ever.” Continue reading
You know those anthropomorphic Real Dolls that are in about 50% of the creepy shows on TLC? As was pointed out by a likely owner, the Real Doll FAQ is gives an interesting insight into the thought process of a prospective Real Doll owner. Let’s take a look and analyze. Continue reading
Tim Cook has written a nice letter to all the people who have upgraded to iOS 6 and are disappointed by the new Apple Maps application.
But what if you could read his inner thoughts and cut through to what he really means. Like some sort of magic lens that shows the true words. You’re in luck because our crack team of truthers has uncovered the original document!
We can probably all agree that one of the biggest timesucks and patently infuriating things about any job would be dealing with idiots. Continue reading
When I first ran across this handy guide by Barbara Seegmiller in a used bookstore a year ago, I fell in love with its kooky vintage greatness, for it is certainly creative and fun-loving and by following its rules you’ll definitely get…results. Published in 1986 with help from the English Department of Brigham Young University, it features a stern lecture from the then Associate Dean of BYU on the pitfalls of boredom in youth and boy does it deliver.
Packed with over 300 suggestions by the young in Seegmiller’s community on how to win over that special someone, CWtAfaD undulates wildly between the endearingly corny bad puns/clean cut fun of the ‘80s (i.e. “Give the person a pillow and with a note that says ‘Jane, I’d like you to go to the ___ with me. SLEEP ON IT, and then let me know!’”) and the clinically insane. Continue reading
So there’s this thing. Maybe we’ll call it 80izing. This is when you take something inherently 1980’s and you put it in something current like a modern day commercial or a scene on Community. Continue reading
You know that oddly satisfying feeling when you come across a website that just speaks to you? The kind that says the things you’d probably say, or has the kind of strife, revelry, or amazing shenanigans you’d probably get into? Well, it’s not nice to keep those things to ourselves. So, we’re here to share with you these little gold mine finds. Will they all be perfect? Probably not. Will they make you laugh uncontrollably? Probably yes.
Today we introduce Luv & Hat. Continue reading