Will Smith wants off the sequel ride…kinda; we still hate Michael Bay and so apparently do The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; Strafe and roll with Splinter Cell; Ethan Hawke is truly a gossip; Matt Damon shaves his head and finds his tense face again; Django is still casting because that’s not at all scary.
Hey guys, I know it’s been like forever since we had a Caller, so here’s one to knock the dust off it. Continue reading
So Crasstalk this week will be rife with vaginas and bacon. Could “Vaginas and Bacon” be a new band name? Absolutely. We’re two for two with the former, so it’s time to up the ante with the latter and add one more thing about bacon. Continue reading
Well, how dare a woman come into the Michigan House of Representatives and start waving around words like “vagina” or “vasectomy.” Egad! What ever will our super sensitive ears do about being flooded with such auditory porn as discussing the secret lady no-no cave betwixt her very legs? Continue reading
Well, we’ve known since our first Whopper that Burger King was sent to kill us. This is nothing new. Yet, they’ve forever been in the shadow of their also “prone to ratchet up all the diseases leading to cardiac infarction” brethren, McDonalds. Continue reading
Haha! That’s just crazy. Those two are delusional criminals. This whole case is showing us so much about George Zimmerman isn’t it? Continue reading
It’s been a few months since we last checked in on Pinterest. When we first started hearing about this little site that used “pinning” to share ideas, interesting odds and ends, and cool stuff found around the web, we thought it was the next step in streamlining all those tidbits people post on Facebook and Twitter that may work better to serve an audience already primed to readily accept those things we once cut from magazines or gleaned from a personal email. Continue reading
You know that oddly satisfying feeling when you come across a website that just speaks to you? The kind that says the things you’d probably say, or has the kind of strife, revelry, or amazing shenanigans you’d probably get into? Well, it’s not nice to keep those things to ourselves. So, we’re here to share with you these little gold mine finds. Will they all be perfect? Probably not. Will they make you laugh uncontrollably? Probably yes.
Today we introduce Luv & Hat. Continue reading
Oh, Prometheus. You were supposed to be that great big movie behemoth that would charge up a flailing movie genre like no other. Continue reading
Ever wonder just what the hell you would do if the Apocalypse came? And we’re not talking about some little natural disaster, oh, no, we’re talking about seas boiling, clouds of tear gas, dogs and cats plotting their revenge, and all other manner of indescribable horror, or just your run of the mill zombie outbreak. What would you need to survive? Or better yet, what would you need to survive that could all fit into one pack? Continue reading
Oh, rap brouhahas. Don’t we love them? Well, not if they end in mayhem and destruction, but when they’re full of weird irony, strange competitors, and downright ludicrous taunts — they can be sort of fun, yes? In a “Why is this happening?” kind of way. Continue reading