Berf. Like seriously, what are people thinking? Yes, we know Pinterest is the bestest most spectacular website for finding anything from teeny, tiny bedazzled baby shoes, mason jar centerpieces, to, I dunno! Button bracelets or two Chihuahuas sitting in a small pink roadster! Don’t ask. But did you know some of the most disgusto recipes we’ve come across in a long time happen to live there? And by live there, we mean slowly mutating, replicating and plotting to destroy the world with its noxious ingredients and frankly, mockery of all things edible? Like the Crescent Taco Bake shown above. No, we’re not kidding. Follow after the jump if you dare. Continue reading
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Oh, for the luxury of living in Manhattan — what would you do? Perhaps try and move all of your earthly possessions into something that wouldn’t contain a sneeze much less the entire existence of a human being OR perhaps two if you’re truly a crazy person who likes to tempt the claustrophobia gods with your wanton double occupancy ways. Continue reading
What happens when you come before an organization that is about the advancement of African-Americans, a large percentage of whom voted for the current president, and you disparage him in your speech by using the weird, teabagger-esque colloquialism for the Affordable Health Care Act, and call it “Obamacare?” Yeah, well you get booed. So what’s your response? Diminish the entire group by saying they’re just out looking for a free ride. Continue reading
Firefly is still awesome; DirectTV customers feel the pain; Starz is a legitimate channel, vampire validation; Russell Crowe full of bite; Magic Mike again and again; Ed Helms had better not fail, we’re watching. Continue reading
Oh, geez. Well, of course it does. Just naturally, the difference between Taco Bell’s new fresher, better quality offering, Cantina Bell, and all the rest of the substandard Tex-Mex hogwash served at their stores (see: Doritos taco) is the infusion of one soapy little herb. Cilantro. This takes a meal usually filled with unidentifiable meat and turns it into damn near edible mouth orgasms. Go figure. Continue reading
Michael Fassbender to try on two costumes for size; The Hunger Games ups their drama quotient; HBO has a date with your DVR; Keri Russell makes some interesting choices; Kevin Smith isn’t a hockey player even though he plays one in his wardrobe; Olivia Munn is a journalist, no really; Wayne Brady will not be ignored. Continue reading

So the great joint parting of Xenu’s most famous inhabitants, Tom “Nebulan” Cruise and Katie “Jupiterdiah” Holmes has occurred today. TomKat will be no more, and so it is writ. This day in history marks the divorce settlement in a case of weirdness and speculation that has riveted every major news outlet, and simultaneously caused yet another bit of scrutiny into the batshit nuts cult religion that is Scientology. Continue reading
Today marked the release of the much anticipated and possibly, by some, much dreaded jobs report. And let’s just say the numbers aren’t impressive. Continue reading
Hollywood decides to uncomplicate the royals and goes with a simple name; HBO decides not to give us another movie about the lineage of Fox News; Charlie Sheen is somewhere perfecting his smug bastardry; Seth Meyers to find a daytime television suit of armor; web series give actors something to do. Continue reading
George Zimmerman will more than likely be able to post the $1 million bail so ordered by Circuit Judge Kenneth Lester Jr. in today’s bond hearing. Continue reading








