Gather ’round kids for another exciting episode of our favorite runway trainmess. I want to say a special hi to all of the new and familiar people coming over from the nether regions. We are happy you are joining us! Continue reading
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It’s difficult to picture what life was like before Andy Cohen, the Machiavellian creator behind one of the most popular franchises of reality TV, redefined the meaning of fame. No longer is there any mystery surrounding today’s celebs. The more dirty laundry and ridiculousness these “stars” air, the more famous they become. I admit it, I’m sucked in, I can’t stop watching the monstorous train wrecks they create week after week. These people are today’s version of Dynasty and Falcon Crest, except for, you know, most of them don’t really have any money. What they lack in the pocketbook however, they make up in shamelessness.
Lucky for us, the viewer, the stars of these series will go to any length to ensure their relevancy. I could be here for a month listing all of the cringe worthy moments in Housewife history. But in the interest of not giving you all aneurysms, here are some of my favorite, most shameless moments from The Real Housewives. Continue reading
This week in Shahs, Asa takes GiGi thrifting with predictable results, Reza and MJ go to Great Neck, Long Island, Seacrest’s writers turn up the conflict, and everybody ruins dinner.
Let us all hang our heads in shame, after the jump.
Last week: Teresa was PM for the hair dryer task. She was awful in the presentation and in the board room, and got fiyahed. Marlee Matalin and John Rich pretended to care about interviewing the four remaining finalists. Then Lisa was fired. Hot damn, this thing is almost done, folks. Continue reading
This Sunday afternoon, after sleeping in till 11 (it was sweet), gorging myself at the Camino Real’s mother’s day buffet and having a couple of mimosas, I invited mom to drop by and watch an episode of Shahs of Sunset.
So If you’ll allow, we’re about to get a little Sybil over here as I let mom take over my left brain to provide commentary. This is for you Miss Anita Manbadly. Continue reading
Oh Celebrity Apprentice. In case you forgot what happened last week, we’re gonna rehash it on the screen or you can just read last week’s recap. Blah blah blah. Wackety Schmackity doo. Join us for the nonsense after the jump. Continue reading
Previously on Dance Moms, Melissa went crazy, again, and Chloe forgot her dance. This time, we’re heading to NYC because we’ve been invited to an open audition for the Joffrey Ballet School, which has absolutely no affiliation with the Joffrey Ballet of Chicago or the Joffrey Ballet Academy (other than being started by the same person). Join me after the jump! Continue reading
Previously on Dance Moms! There were dark and scary clowns! Melissa threatened to sue everyone! Are you ready for more dancing and more drama? I know I am! Head bobble with me after the break. Continue reading
Do you remember those beautiful innocent sunshine-filled days? The days before Lifetime wrought upon us this travesty of an “All Stars” season of Project Runway? We were brimming with hope, with joy, with possibility; all of it now dashed against the mossy river stones of Reality River. What is that I hear? Is it the short, sharp breaths of the injured but still living?! There is still hope, then, as hard as it is to believe–and that hope is in Mondo’s talented fingers. Will we finally get justice for (vom) Wretchen’s win? We’ll find out tonight, won’t we? Continue reading
We’ve almost made it, my darlings. We’re almost there–this season is so very close to being over and done with. I have never dreaded a Project Runway finale (or rather, first half of a finale) so much as this one. I wonder why? I wonder what’s missing from this particular season that is usually the highlight of the finale? Hmmmm… Continue reading