Previously on Dance Moms, Melissa went crazy, again, and Chloe forgot her dance. This time, we’re heading to NYC because we’ve been invited to an open audition for the Joffrey Ballet School, which has absolutely no affiliation with the Joffrey Ballet of Chicago or the Joffrey Ballet Academy (other than being started by the same person). Join me after the jump! Continue reading
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Previously on Dance Moms! There were dark and scary clowns! Melissa threatened to sue everyone! Are you ready for more dancing and more drama? I know I am! Head bobble with me after the break. Continue reading
Previously on Dance Moms! The girls were almost naked and Abby did her best to act out her Gypsy fantasies. In the end, everyone was really uncomfortable and Chloe wore a suit covered in beefy jerky. This week, we’re going to Miami! By the way, have you noticed how Maddie, Chloe and Bitch Mom aren’t in the opening credits? Well, they are, but it’s a blur. Something to think about, while you go to the jump. Continue reading
Previously on Dance Moms! There were guns! And trench coats! And yelling! Well, the moms have confiscated the guns and we’re ready to move on. Join us after the jump. Continue reading
Last time on Dance Moms, the dance EXPLODED and everyone was forced to go to Clute, TX. Now, we’re back home and getting ready for Hollywood Vibe, which happens to be located in Pittsburgh. No long bus rides for us! Are we ready for Dance Moms? I think we are. Continue reading
It’s the day after St. Valentine’s Day, and I hope all of you had something extra special yesterday. My single self was on the couch with cold medicine and Dance Moms. Because I love you, that’s why. Continue reading