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After thumbing through a quite long and a bit overwrought Atlantic Monthly article titled “All the Single Ladies”, I was struck by some of the juxtaposition the author, Kate Bolick, discusses about the feelings of loneliness she felt in not walking down the aisle with a seemingly perfect man at age 29, and years later, rectifying that decision with an almost feminist war cry to embrace the concept of often maligned spinsterhood, which some would have you believe should only be whispered in dulcet tones and not too close to a Ouija board. This isn’t a test. Women will not fail at life if they marry, and remaining single doesn’t mean there’s a lonely-lady cat sweater with your name on it. Change the rules, if you dare. Continue reading
Greetings and salutations! As some of you know, I am Woman. ROAR! As people who know me know, I am a non-stereotypical woman. For the Crasstalk Day Of Woman I decided to make a list of some things which I think help women be better women. This list is but a small part of the continual refinement which is every human’s job. Brave capable sisters, know that I have only your best interests at heart, and gather round: Continue reading
Women. How do they work? Well, if you have ever wondered what on earth a woman thinks on various topics, now is your chance. Probe away! (Doesn’t that sound dirty?) Do you have a question about sex? Romance? Why we freak out when you don’t replace the seat of the toilet? Ask away! Continue reading
What’s up, bro? HA! No seriously, I would never say that. He’d kill me. That’s the hair of death. Grim Reaper brought to you by He-Man. Okay, yes, there are important things to discuss. In honor of today’s day of manly-man things, let’s talk about something that may be overlooked on a day full of power tools and sporting events. Hair etiquette for men. I think this is a thing that exists, or at the very least should exist. Why, you may ask? Well, because there are just some things that shouldn’t ever be done. Ever. Continue reading
This is like Yahweh handing out the Commandments to Moses, Krishna reciting the Gita to Arjuna on the battlefield. I, Martin Chaddington Funkhouser decree these are the only acceptable instances in which a man can shed tears. Note that “man” indicates anyone over the age of twenty with a Y chromosome. Continue reading
Face it-clothing oneself, and doing it well, is a pain, especially for men. In these times, we’re expected to be ready for anything-day at the office, change a tire, work-out, go to the game, bar fight, AVN Awards-you name it, we have to be ready. That’s just part of being a modern man.
Now, I could give you a literal laundry list of things that every man could/should have in his closet, but, hey, this stuff gets expensive and adds up quick, and if you’re like me, more than 30 minutes in a store that doesn’t sell alcohol is too long. For that reason, let’s pick out five things every guy should make a point of keeping on hand, and, in some cases, how to get some of these items for a few bucks less.
1) A jersey of your favorite/hometown team- A quick, but important, set of caveats here: You will only wear this if you are going to a game at the stadium or to a bar/party when your team is playing for a championship. Literally anywhere else, and you will look like a dork. Also, NO basketball jerseys. They don’t even look particularly stylish on basketball players. Continue reading
Welcome to Super Squats Club v 2.0!
Over the next 8 weeks, we’ll be on a fitness journey together. Continue reading