Knight of the Burning River

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KotBR is from the Midwest. Cleveland sports have been torturing him longer than some of you have been alive. Buy him a beer, and he'll probably tell you a story that's too long.

Goofy Tech CEO Josh James Stupidly Thinks All CEOs Need Twitter Accounts

Considering that more than half of all Americans are using social media in some form, though many of them badly (I’m looking at you, Rep. Dan Gordon) there’s clearly a temptation to say that companies should be doing all they can to reach out to customers using the various channels. At least, that’s the position of tech wonder-boy Josh James in his guest post on Forbes.com this week. Continue reading

Ebaying at the Moon: Seeking a Friend For the End of the World

Well, not a friend, exactly. This isn’t Craigslost, after all.

However, with the fake end of the world only six months out, doomsday believers really need to get themselves in order. The world may be ending, life exterminated, rivers boiling, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t ways to make the experience more pleasant. Continue reading

Boston-Miami Game 7 Open Thread/Liveblog/F*ckfest

It is true that Game 7s are among the most entertaining events in all of sports-especially as the stakes rise. With a trip to the NBA Finals on the line, the Evil Empire Heat and the Celtics will face off in Miami tonight. Even with six games in the books, there are a number of questions that remain heading into this game.  Continue reading

Greek Neo-Nazi Party Member Assaults Opposition Candidate on Live TV

It’s no secret that the next round of the Greek parliamentary elections are getting ugly. The country is debating leaving the Eurozone and has narrowly avoided default in the last few months by some pretty close margins. The last round of elections saw both far-Right and far-Left parties gaining footholds in Parliament, which is never the basis for compromise and reform (see Tea Party, The). Continue reading

Two Remarks That Say Way Too Much About Mitt Romney

Ever since Rick Santorum dropped out of the Republican nominating process, Mitt Romney has turned his attention and rhetoric in the direction of the general election. With the Texas primary behind him, and the nomination firmly grasped in the white-gloved hands of his car butler, perhaps Romney can put some energy toward improving upon  one of his greatest shortcomings: Answering press questions for which he should already have concise, canned answers.

However, because Romney was programmed by failed Windows Vista engineers, the next five months promise to sound a lot like some of the gems he’s tossed out in the past few days. Continue reading

Ebaying At the Moon: Thanks for the Memorabilia

To think, ’tis only May 1, and America’s favorite space-grifter and her most beloved hater of colleges have packed up and left the deranged playground that was the 2012 GOP presidential primary. Now that the least heinous most likable 1%er of the crop has been chosen, the side show collection of contenders will slowly slide back into the murky depths of K-street lobbying firms and Heritage Foundation-like ‘think-tanks’. Continue reading

FBI Arrests Five Plotting to Blow-up a Bridge Near* Cleveland

The Cleveland Plain Dealer, among other outlets, has the story of five young men who were arrested for plotting to blow up a commuter bridge near Brecksville, OH, roughly 15 miles south of Cleveland city center. Unsurprisingly, the lead paragraph conflates the planned act of terrorism with the May Day protests set up around the country (including in Public Square in Cleveland).  Continue reading