Lohan to probably wear Cleopatra headdress at some point; Sean Penn steps further away from Jeff Spicoli; Will Ferrell will fight your news team with one hand tied behind his back; Should The Office offer NBC a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate); Jennifer Lawrence will remain your “It” girl as long as she can; Franco has deep thoughts. Continue reading
From the onset we always knew that Game of Thrones was not going to be a shy show. Oh, no, it wasn’t going to hide behind its mother’s skirts, or pretty up certain things. This was going to be a show that would say unto the viewer, “You will see incest, torture, death, gore, and well, the slow descent into the psychotic, and just for kicks how about a few dragons, and an enchanted priestess or two, eh?” Continue reading
We open up with a rehash of the previous episode, which gives me a chance to run to the bathroom. Everyone’s talking amongst themselves about the board room. Paul’s a class act, even though he gets fired. Aubrey comes out tap dancing because she’s still in the show. Her hair extensions don’t move at all. Roll the credits. Continue reading
Take a walk on the blind side. Continue reading
Those with HBO have been barraged with endless promos for two very different shows with female leads. While Girls has attracted the majority of the critical acclaim (as well as the internet backlash), Veep has gone relatively under the radar despite our politics-obsessed culture. Continue reading
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Let’s talk about last night’s episode and share our thoughts, links to excellent recaps, and (of course) hilarious gifs! A few of my own thoughts after the cut.
WARNING: THE POST AND COMMENTS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS. DO NOT ENTER IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, JERK. Continue reading
If nothing else, maybe Girls will convince everyone who watches that contraception should always be used. Continue reading
Can you believe it’s been months since we last spoke about a group of magical people who live in the magical lands of Scandinavia? How exactly did this site survive? While previous posts highlighted the clean, minimal and organic lines of Nordic design in lamps, storage, accessories, and everything Marimekko, today’s post will showcase classic Scandinavian chairs. So, let’s talk about dead people and the technically revolutionary chairs they created, shall we? Continue reading
We all know by now that President Obama is an unAmerican communist, socialist, marxist, nazi, muslim, race baiting radical. An elitist who has shaken hands with, hugged, bowed to, and/or stood in the same room with every enemy of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness that his corrupt, whore-chasing secret service guard can find for him. Born in Kenya, educated in Indonesia, indoctrinated by the liberal Illuminati who were grooming him for his eventual rise to power and the destruction of the American Way, his destiny was sealed as the ink dried on his fake birth certificate. Oh, and he has eaten dog. Continue reading