Well hello there Crasstalk. Welcome to the Writer’s Workshop. Tonight let’s try to brain storm some new ideas and discuss some of the stuff that can help us write quality articles. Winning the Internet is difficult work, but we are a team like no other. Let’s get to it! Continue reading
Daily Archives: June 13, 2011
Are you ready? Put your gimp back in his cage because it’s TIME FOR SOME MUTHERFUCKIN DEBATIN!
The Republicans are holding their first debate tonight at 8 p.m. It’s going to be held in the most freedom-loving corner of America: New Hampshire. Continue reading
Hi gang. Hope you are having a wonderful day. Let’s go with an Old Blue Eyes theme tonight. Continue reading
Happy Deriving Pleasure in Millionaires’ Failures Day! I’m sure all of you are drinking your finest German beers and listening to David Hasselhoff records. There are parades and explosions and balloons everywhere.
A few jokes to get the festivities going:
Q: Why did LeBron James skip college?
A: Because he didn’t want to go to the finals
I asked LeBron for change for a dollar and he only gave me three quarters. Continue reading
So it has come to this. Decisions will be made. Do you honor thy family, or do you complete your duty to the realm? These are the questions that haunt the men and women of Westeros and the outlying areas. There is much at stake, and one false move will topple all the pieces set in motion, and there is no going back. So what do you do?
Who is it that you are really living for? Continue reading
Last night, the Miami Heat, “lead” by LeBron James, fell to the Dallas Mavericks in game six of the NBA Finals and no one in the world celebrated more than the city of Cleveland. Continue reading
I was awoken at 3:45am this morning by a prank call. It would usually be work calling and I should have answered it except that I’m not on call. Since I didn’t recognize the number calling it was probably some off shore developer that really thought his issue was urgent. I didn’t answer it thinking that if it was important they would call back. They did not.
I awoke this morning to the guilt of knowing I had let some poor Argentinian, Brazilian or Manilan person down. I checked my Google Voice for the transcription. I wasn’t expecting much since they probably left the message in poorly pronounced English. (that is still far superior to my Hindi) Indeed the transcript was useless. Continue reading
Sorry about the brief delay in the discussion post! Hopefully this gave those of you who waited until Friday night to open the book (I know who you are) time to finish.
On that note, I would much rather have been writing this post than hard-restraining tornado refugee pit bulls for fourteen hours on a weekend. So if you’d like to help me get my posts done on time in the future, donate to the ASPCA or HSUS.
So. Shake the Devil Off. Did you find it uplifting? A story of triumph over adversity? If you did, give it a quick re-read. But though it wasn’t the feel-good book of the year, hopefully you appreciated the book. And if you didn’t, hopefully you want to tell everyone why.
It’s Monday and you ate and drank your way through the weekend (again). Continue reading