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Your Favorite Television Show Could Get the Boot!

Television. It’s a very risky game. You think your favorite network execs are a bunch of geniuses and maybe they are. Perhaps your favorite show is the best thing on television since Falcon Crest, however, you and your core group of Facebook friends are the only ones who think so. The rest of the viewing public would rather use an acid eyewash than watch that tripe you think is so entertaining. Hence we have what the industry calls “Shows on the Bubble.”

Let’s take a look at the latest cropping of Bubble shows. Get your Facebook petitions ready!

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The Walking Dead Recap: You’re The One For Me

I’d like to start out this episode with a prayer. A prayer to The Gracious Gods of Television. *Ahem* Dear Gods, please let this episode include a boatload of zombies. Like a lot of zombies. More than last week and the week before combined. Also, benevolent Gods of the Boob Tube, please resolve the Sophia storyline quickly and, hopefully, painfully. Let a zombie rip that little girl to shreds in the most gruesome, horrible way possible because we, as mere viewers, don’t care one whit about her character. Ah-freaking-men. Continue reading

Horrible, Creepy, and Otherwise Terrible Commercials

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of my Newsbunny-watches-way-too-much-television-and-gets-way-too-involved-in-commercials-roundups.

Every once in a while, commercials pop up that are just so horrific that I  — am simply enchanted. I thought I had a sick mind. I do not. My mind is far more within the mainstream than I ever suspected. Or perhaps the fact that I question what is tossed before me on the screen in this manner — perhaps that means I am far more sick than the mainstream. I can no longer afford therapy. You tell me. Continue reading

The Hollywood Caller: Movies to Again Spew Robots From Space

Frankly, we would have preferred Pigs From Space, but that’s not in the cards; Zombies to take over all of teevee; Droids at the breakfast table, now that’s progress; Nic Cage strikes again! But this time we could possibly like it. Protest corporations not Batmobiles…and much, much, more!

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