Carlos is gone, friends. Just like that he was sent packing. I hope he takes some of that Quickfire money and gets a vasectomy because boyfriend cannot afford any more damn kids. It’s really a shame he got sent home last week. Join me after the jump, and I’ll explain why.
This week’s challenge is all about making desserts that don’t taste the way they look. If Carlos could have done this week what he did last week, except managed to keep his churros hot and everything else in line, he would have been a sure bet for the finale, but alas he time came too soon.
Angry Montel will reveal something that makes me feel a bit guilty about all the laughs we’ve had at his expense. I don’t know, guys. This final four sucks, I say. I guess I’m hoping Sally or Angry Montel wins. Gaygent Smith I want to just push into a hopper so they can be ground into a smooth paste of white boy closeted angst.
