Are you looking forward to seeing some VP action as much as I am?
This would be way more exciting than the weekly ugly hat contest that the women are secretly competing in. Ok, on with it!
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Grab your libation, slores. Should we drink every time someone throws a heavy object at Sitch? We’ll probably be hammered by the first commercial break.
Holy shit, tonight’s the finale? Perhaps I should have known that. Shit’s gonna get real, yo.
Mike’s walking around talking to himself. A glimpse into his future, no doubt.
Ron, again with the voice of reason? I can’t even!!
Ron has experience with being done, so Sitch better recognize.
Heh. What’s better than a well-placed threat of violence among frenemies?
The pizzeria owner seems very happy. I think he’s glad to finally be rid of those idiots.
I am loving the VP bromance. Awwww.
Ugh. Really don’t need to see those two getting it on. Wait a minute, whaaaa, five minutes? I guess Ron has the steroids to thank for that.
Trust me, Mike – Jersey doesn’t want you back.
Is this the part where everyone’s supposed to beg Mike to go back to Jersey? Um, Mike, I have a feeling that’s not gonna happen.
Just watch – Mike will whine and bitch “I’m not going back to Jersey!” and the roomies will be all, “whatever dude, what are we eating tonight?”
I DO NOT LIKE these reality weight loss shows. They just seem terribly exploitative to me.
Hahaha, Jenni’s getting too old for this shit.
You’re not getting any girls, Mike. I assure you, they’re only interested in the cameras. Plus, you don’t much like vagina anyway.
Oh Pauly. Please, not with that hat. Just no.
I’m sure Italy can’t wait for you to leave, Deena. Plus, “an annoying?” Sadness.
Meatballs in da hizzouse!!!
For once I agree with Snooki. VP should get its own spinoff. I’d totally watch that.
Awwww, Pauly’s not into date rape cuz his girl’s too tipsy. Reason #579 that I love him. See how it’s done, Mike?
Wait, Marco wants them to give him an item of clothing? That creeps me out.
The good thing about this being the finale is I don’t have to watch Deena and Snooki competing for attention.
I have run out of words to describe how fucking annoying Deena is. For fuck’s sake, why would you give Marco a thong? Please go away, now. Oh, and Pauly will never be DTF you.
Eh, I’m guessing Marco loved the attention JS bought to his pizzeria more than Pauly, Sam and Sitch.
The obligatory cooking scene. I must say, it’s cute that the house eats at least one meal together every week.
Vinny’s the ONLY ONE interested in seeing something outside of a club and, you know, going sightseeing. Why does this not surprise me?
Art or history? This should be fucking good.
I suspect they’re gonna make that poor tour operator their bitch.
I don’t know whose ass that was but I didn’t need to see it.
Sigh. Why does Sitch think that anyone gives a shit whether or not he returns to Jersey?
I love, LOVE how Snooki’s all “I should care that you’re not going back to Jersey, because? . . . ”
How . .. how have they been in Florence all this time and they don’t know where the duomo is? Florence is not that big. This does not bode well for the tour.
I don’t know who that guy is and what he’s done with Ron.
I fully expect Deena and Snooki to ditch the tour and find a bar in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .
Deena – the statue of David wouldn’t fuck you with another statue’s dick. Just sayin’.
Stop being a little drama queen bitch, Mike. NO ONE CARES that you’re pouting in a corner by yourself!!! Why can’t you see that?
I must give them credit. At least they’re pretending to be interested in the art history tour. Except the little bitch, of course.
Woot, Pete Campbell’s in In Time! It’s amazing how different Vincent Kartheiser looks when he’s not in 1960’s vintage clothing and makeup. He’s probably the best part of the movie.
I hope that tour guide made good money for the privilege of carting these idiots around.
Vinny, I just love you. Don’t ever change.
“I apologize IF I caused any drama.” Way to deliver a non-apology, Mike.
I am shocked that no one has offered money to any of these women while they walk down the street. Shocked, I tell you.
Mike is like that gum at the bottom of your shoe that you can’t get rid of. Damn, he’s annoying.
I cannot wait to see Paranormal Activity 3!! I am a bitch for that type of horror movie.
Oh, happy day! Why do I suspect Italy will deem the day they leave as a national holiday?
When Snooki can figure out your game, Mike, guess what? You have no game. She’s not that hard to fool.
I wonder if Deena will make a last-ditch play for Pauly, only for him to reject her again? That will make me laugh and laugh.
Clarity, I’m betting production packed for them. Seriously. I can’t see them having the attention span to settle down and pack.
The only thing that slide is missing is beer.
That Mike. A legend in his own mind.
And – scene! We’ve made it through another booze-soaked season. See you next season, slores!
