The upfronts are here. This means we get our first official look at the new shows on tap for the Fall season. We get to judge what will make it, and what will be shot into space never to return to television viewership again. First up is NBC. Continue reading
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Glee gets some movie stars; Whalberg asks how your mother is from inside your TV; Taylor Lautner to once again jump into action; the White House gets Die Harded; Pirates on NBC, well, okay. Continue reading
What is it we say about power? Absolute power corrupts absolutely? Well, there’s no better place to test that theory than Westeros. Continue reading
Let’s talk about last night’s episode and share our thoughts, links to excellent recaps, and (of course) hilarious gifs! A few of my own thoughts after the cut.
WARNING: THE POST AND COMMENTS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS. DO NOT ENTER IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, JERK. Continue reading
Whitney says I told you so, and we all gag; Dane Cook to probably make finger-guns; a Happy Ending that has no signs of a Travolta…ouch; Gossip Girl has staying power; attention Houston, we have a problem; 30 Rock can’t contain Jack Donaghy; Emmy news! Continue reading
Are you watching that? Isn’t there something else on? Mind if I change the channel? Where’s the clicker? Continue reading
The Office limps on into oblivion; 30 Rock rides out into the sunset; Fox stays animated; McSteamy, Dreamy Underpants defies expiration; Heigl drops something important; TBS likes mountain cats, or ladies over 40, six of one; True Blood finds a reason to chase perps with fangs; Oh, Lisa Turtle. Continue reading
Cameron Diaz to prove she can act; Webmovies are a thing; Does Law & Order make a Chung-Chung sound; Chris Hemsworth to not be Thor in a movie; it’s Britney, Bitch. Continue reading
Nic Cage still has an agent; The Avengers to do what successful movies do…have a baby; and so will Vince Vaughn — about 533 of them; NBC to never be original again; Fox News and Gary Busey, that is all; and Zooey Deschanel talks dirty. Continue reading
Yes, the Redneck is going extinct, so they need a survival challenge. No. Jennifer Love Hewitt’s hands will be even busier on Lifetime; Ray Liotta to continue disappointing us; Anne Heche to produce miracles and maybe find Raptor Jesus; The Arnold will be back; Prometheus will be rated fittingly; and we hate Smash’s Ellis. What else needs to be said? Continue reading