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It’s just like getting the fetus to run a marathon while in the womb, it gets a great workout and learns to live on less oxygen. It’s exactly like practicing for a marathon at high altitudes. You just need to accept this scientific breakthrough from a reality show “star” on the UK version of Teen Mom, BBC3’s Misbehaving Mums To Be. SF Gate. Comment.
Depending on who you listen to, recently dismissed Ohio State coach Jim Tressel is either a snake who ran a dirty program that still couldn’t keep up with the SEC, or a decent man who went to great lengths to maintain the blissful ignorance needed to run a major college sports program. As with most debates involving two extremes, the truth likely lies somewhere in the middle, a place today’s media rarely shows in interest in exploring. Continue reading
In a hotly disputed announcement the World Health Organization (WHO) released a study yesterday that linked cell phone use to two rare types of tumors, one that is cancerous. WHO officials classified the radiation released from cell phones as “possibly carcinogenic to humans.” Continue reading
In honor of Prince Philip’s upcoming 90th birthday, The Independent has compiled a list of ninety gaffes made by Queen Elizabeth II’s husband. Casual racism or clever witticisms? I’ll let you decide.
Don’t you love when presidential hopefuls play coy and say, “Oh, no, I’m not technically running for public office…I’m just taking this huge bus and ramming it into every Northeast state for miles hoping you’ll see me and think, ‘Well, that’s nifty.'”
Now that the end of the world has come and gone it is time to get back to our occasional forays into the wingnut verse. Today we are going to explore the FEMA camp conspiracy theory. That way The Man™ won’t get the drop on you, and you and the family will not be like Harry Dean Stanton in Red Dawn. Continue reading
My sister and I would fight over everything. Cecelia wanted Barbie to play Fashion Show, but I wanted Barbie to play car wreck, where Barbie would spend the day bandaged with toilet paper in her Barbie Dream House Bedroom, as evil Skipper denied her food and water so she could get her hand on Ken. Continue reading
You’re either a Cubs fan or a Sox fan. You can be a Sox fan and live on the North side, but you cannot be a Cubs fan and live on the South side. Sorry, this is the way of the world. Pick a side and stick with it. How do you know which side you are on? Here’s a quick guide. Continue reading
Welcome to the short news week, where us media types will spend three days babbling about the debt ceiling and the vast majority of America will respond by saying: What? Continue reading