“Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.”
Miss Anita Manbadly
“I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I look like without plastic surgery.” Joan Rivers
“The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won’t be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.”
– Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible”
– George Burns
“I’m about as intimidating as a butterfly.” – Dan Howell Continue reading
“Politeness is the flower of humanity” – Joseph Joubert Continue reading
“If I cannot fly, let me sing.” ? Stephen Sondheim Continue reading
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. — Meister Eckhart Continue reading
“In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.” ? Leo Tolstoy Continue reading
“If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.” ? Maya Angelou