Welcome to the short news week, where us media types will spend three days babbling about the debt ceiling and the vast majority of America will respond by saying: What?
- OMG! Snooki’s in custody in Italy! Of course this is the lead story! What a interesting…situation.
- The House votes on the debt ceiling today. Here’s a great story on how tax breaks are a pile o’bullshit.
- Please go out right now and buy a house.
- We got a new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff!
- It’s time to clean up the mess in Joplin.
- Almost over?
- No one knows what the fuck is going on here. Governor Palin: There is a difference between being coy and being stupid.
- Miami, Miami, you’ve got style. And guns.
- Working for a peckerhead
- Not even death will save you from your cell phone bill.
