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EU or PU? News Round-Up

Some years ago, a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece. The Mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor, he wondered how he could afford such a house. The Spaniard said: “You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built.”

The following year the Spaniard visited the Greek town. He was simply amazed at the Greek Mayor’s house – gold taps, marble floors – it was marvelous. When he asked how this could be afforded the Greek said; “You see that bridge over there?” The Spaniard replied: “No.” Enough said. Continue reading

Tuesday Morning Headlines

Let me tell you something about newsrooms. I don’t care if it’s network television and radio, a small-market cable-access station, the New York Daily News, the New York Post, the LA Times, Newsweek or the Star. Every newsroom in the nation is staffed with people who have the brains of twelve year old boys. Continue reading