Tonight Bens and I are hitting you with some tunes. (Don’t forget, kids, tomorrow night’s DJ Party will be hosted by DJ Anita Manbadly. I hear there will be drink specials.) Anyway… put on your big floppy denim hat and braid your hair, because tonight we’re gettin’ in a Stevie kind of mood. Continue reading
There are puppies.
They are in a Death Factory full of lasers and acid pits and weird creatures.
How can you NOT want to rescue the puppies from the Death Factory? Continue reading
Alright guys and gals, you know the drill. Guesses go in the comment section. Remember: no cheating and if you know who it is because you’ve seen the image before please allow others to play the game! Continue reading
Well, my goodness, what’s wrong with you? Why is your head down on your desk? Okay, okay, let’s uncurl your fingers from that stapler. No, no, we’re not sure you’re ready to hold your, “Best Employee in the World” mug right now…not until you tell us what happened. Oh, wait…what does that email say? Something about TPS reports need to be shipped to CHINA! by 5pm today? Well, um, okay…you better take a few deep breaths.
Start somewhere at the beginning. Continue reading
So, it’s been brought to my attention that we have a number of new commenters that have started cropping up over the last couple of weeks. As such, I feel like it’s my responsibility to re-introduce the Comment Of the Week and the process. Continue reading
Teenagers are functionally autistic. I don’t mean that as a slight; I play on the fringes of the spectrum. But much of the narrative tension of comes from the inability to read social cues. That makes television shows about teenagers difficult to pull off. And for now, “Awkward” is doing just that on MTV. Continue reading
We have some talented bastards and bastardettes here. Earlier this week I asked you to contribute your best Condi + Qadaffi romance fiction and you came up big. Continue reading
You may have heard me bitch and moan that I was without power for five days due to Hurricane Irene. Actually, I should have been out for about two days with Hurricane Irene and the rest of those days fall squarely on the shoulders of the executives of United Illuminating. Continue reading
Facebook is ubiquitous. Even your grammy has had an account for two years and the site has become a standard staple in any marketing plan. Of course, it is this widespread use that makes Facebook so damn handy. You can find a FaceBook page for any interest or group, no matter how obscure.
However, this also means that there are some sick fucks and general jack asses who also populate the Facebook universe. Stupidity, bigotry, bad taste; Facebook has it all. I am going to spare you the chore of searching for it yourself, and give you a sampling of some of the worst Facebook has to offer. Continue reading
Avant-garde:
Noun:
Those artists, writers, musicians, etc., whose techniques and ideas are markedly experimental or in advance of those generally accepted.
Adjective:
1. Of such artists, etc., their ideas, or techniques
2. Radical; daring
3. Not found on Project Runway
(psst! spoilers inside!) Continue reading