September 2, 2011 – Page 2

“World’s Heaviest Mother” to Lose Weight

Anyone remember Donna Simpson? In case you don’t, she is the woman who aspired to weigh 1,000 pounds. She’s also the Guinness World Record holder for the heaviest woman to give birth. She only made it to roughly 600 pounds, and now she’s making you all kiss that Donna goodbye! Having recently gone through a bad breakup with the man who fed her, she’s decided to turn her back on her 15,000-calorie-a-day diet. Continue reading →

Driving Angry Is a Sport

There may be New York plates on the cars I drive now, but I am a Boston Driver, born and bred.

Let me be clear for those who have never had the pleasure of driving with us Masshole license holders: We will kill you. My husband, who is from San Diego, is terrified to drive with me. He says he gets frightened when I yell at other drivers. First off, I say, if the motherfuckers didn’t deserve it, I wouldn’t have to yell. Second, it’s not like the motherfuckers can hear me. Continue reading →

Nerd News Roundup: New Issues Weekly

Hey Everyone! It’s time to pull on that “vintage” Green Lantern, grab your pull lists, select your favorite deck and head on down to our little shop of wonders. Right now we’ve got a special on a few choice selections. Right here we’ve got a potential new series based on a romantic adventure from the 80’s. Over here, we’ve got a completely unnecessary remake of a Spanish horror story. And this right here happens to be a weird crossover of Halo and Top Gear. Didn’t see that one coming did you? Well, take your time and let me know if you need anything. We’ve got all this and a super-powered girl fight at this week’s Nerd News Roundup! Continue reading →