Some frenchie named Jean-Denis Rouillon spent 15 years measuring the breasts of 130 women in an attempt to understand the effects, or non-effect of bras.
He insists that women who wear bras see no benefit in long term sag or back comfort. Continue reading
Research has now concluded that the reason why modern women have gained weight steadily in the last 45 years is because they don’t push enough vacuums around the house anymore. Oh, good grief. Continue reading
I clamp on my purple headphones, crank up the iPod, and in my mind’s eye, and I envision a woman, a girl really, skating in perfect accompaniment to whatever song pops up. Classical. The Stones. Springsteen. Gaga. She can skate to anything. She can do beautiful layback spins, and spirals, and double and triple spins, all perfectly.
As I’ve told you before, I’m not known for my grace. By the time I was a freshman in high school, I had, between my two ankles, broken them 10 times. So when I told my mother I would like to join my high school’s figure skating team, she was appalled. Continue reading
St. Tropez, the tanning brand that apparently also doubles as an enchanted witch’s mirror, has released a study that claims every Wednesday afternoon women look their worst due to all the carousing and boozing they’ve done over the weekend. Nice that they can pinpoint it to the exact minute, eh? Continue reading
News outlets are reporting that on Tuesday a 15 year-old girl in Afghanistan was beheaded after her father turned down a marriage proposal. The perpetrators? Allegedly two relatives of the girl, one of whom, a cousin, who wanted to marry her. Reportedly, the father refused the proposal because she was too young. Continue reading
Don’t you hate it when one of your wives tries to escape your loving and protective custody by fleeing to another country? It’s a good thing that Saudi men now get text message notifications when their children or wives try to bug out. Continue reading
If it were the late 1960’s and we were existing in a time when Kings of the Universe, like the Don Draper type, reigned would we acknowledge the only jobs that would be considered respectable and acceptable for a woman outside of helping the war effort in times of dire need, would be either secretary, teacher, or nurse, but never the subversive desire to write barn-burning articles for the local newspaper about inequality between the sexes and how few really seem to care about the concerns of the so-called fairer sex. Mostly. Continue reading
A study by a group of Canadian researchers has debunked the idea that PMS as a mood condition exists. Continue reading
Just when you think the Republicans have learned their lesson when it comes to speaking about all the mystical goings on inside enchanted lady-wombs, here they go again, proving that they should just come forth and say that they really believe magic storks should bring babies down from Heaven or Nova Scotia, or Xanadu, whatever. Women, yeah, you need not apply. Continue reading
Many of us giggled our way through the night laughing incredulously at the bizarre comment Mitt Romney made during last night’s debate about needing a “binder full of women” to diversify the ranks within his gubernatorial administration. Continue reading