From the onset we always knew that Game of Thrones was not going to be a shy show. Oh, no, it wasn’t going to hide behind its mother’s skirts, or pretty up certain things. This was going to be a show that would say unto the viewer, “You will see incest, torture, death, gore, and well, the slow descent into the psychotic, and just for kicks how about a few dragons, and an enchanted priestess or two, eh?” Continue reading
We open up with a rehash of the previous episode, which gives me a chance to run to the bathroom. Everyone’s talking amongst themselves about the board room. Paul’s a class act, even though he gets fired. Aubrey comes out tap dancing because she’s still in the show. Her hair extensions don’t move at all. Roll the credits. Continue reading
Hey, babes. Did you catch last night’s clips show? Ru has strung us along for one more week, recounting all the major events of the season, including the top fashion looks. Of course RuPaul herself winds up number one for that! The unaired footage we were privy to last night was minimal and not very exciting. Blurred out genitals! Blurred out ass crack! Jiggly helping Phi Phi do calisthenics! Whatev. So, at the suggestion of the lovely Dürer’s Rhino, I’m putting up this post for us to collectively recap the season the best way we know how: using GIFs! Continue reading
When the queens enter the workroom, there is such a sense possibility now that we’re down to the final four. Only one more queen to be eliminated before the finale. No one is sad that Kenya’s gone. They’re still The Fantastic Four, as Latrice says, that they were before Kenya’s resurrection. So, let’s see what challenges the final four dealt with this week. Continue reading
Let’s talk about last night’s episode and share our thoughts, links to excellent recaps, hilarious gifs, whatever floats your Mad (Men) boat! A few of my own thoughts after the cut.
WARNING: THE POST AND COMMENTS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS. DO NOT ENTER IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, JERK. Continue reading
The Drag Race season premiere may have had its share of zombies, but last night’s episode truly saw someone return from the dead. As the episode starts, the queens enter the workroom. “Stay true,” DiDa wrote on the mirror. Sure, DiDa, what and ever. The surviving queens know someone is returning, and they are not having it. They decide they’ll make signs and protest. Hit the jump, and let’s put this corpse of an episode behind us as quickly as possible. Continue reading
Last week on Apprentice: the teams had to make Crystal Light exciting and fun by throwing some kind of promotional party. Based on criteria I didn’t really understand, the executives liked the men’s shindig, so Unanimous won. After the usual boardroom blather, Patricia was fired. Who’s going to be set free – I mean fired – tonight? Continue reading
For this season of Game of Thrones, instead of a regular recap which goes in-depth and scene-by-scene, we’ll construct an analysis of the episode while pointing out key factors that were interesting, has potential to influence the rest of the season, or were just cool enough to warrant mention. As always, there will be spoilers. Continue reading
Hello, little chickens. What did you think of last night’s episode? Got any great recaps you’d like to share?
I’m catching up on the episode right now, so my thoughts will be in the comments.
WARNING: THE COMMENTS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS. DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED.
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The queens enter the workroom chanting “Top five!” and then notice Willam’s ass-print on the mirror. “I showed my ass a lot so here’s one for the road.” Oh, Willam! You mooned those bitches from beyond! “Goodbye, shady bearded lady!” they shout as they throw glitter into the air. This must be what drag queens do instead of smudging with sage. Sharon says it’s punk rock that she got kicked off. Chad isn’t buying it. “No, bitch!” Hit the jump, and let’s get down to business. Continue reading