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Telenovela Realness: RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 5, Episode 9

The queens are all sad to see Ivy go, but none as much as Jinkx, who had formed a special bond with her. Srsly, we’re going to need an update on that unrequited crush thing when the reunion airs. Alyssa says if she has to lip sync all the way to the finale, she’ll do what she has to do. The other queens don’t like that she is not acknowledging that the challenges are important. Jinkx speaks up once more to defend herself blahblah comedy queen blahblah pageant queen. I know I’m not the only one tired of them playing that tune over and over again. Continue reading

RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4: And the Winner Is…

Sashay, shantay, panther on the runway! Right away we can see this reunion special is…special, and I’m immediately willing to forgive and forget that we were left hanging last week. They’re on a bigger set than usual, there’s an audience and we’re treated to a fun opening routine. The queens are introduced one by one. The audience cheers, but they don’t actually get on their feet until Latrice Royale is introduced. Jesus is a biscuit.
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Recapping RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 in GIFs

Hey, babes. Did you catch last night’s clips show? Ru has strung us along for one more week, recounting all the major events of the season, including the top fashion looks. Of course RuPaul herself winds up number one for that! The unaired footage we were privy to last night was minimal and not very exciting. Blurred out genitals! Blurred out ass crack! Jiggly helping Phi Phi do calisthenics! Whatev. So, at the suggestion of the lovely Dürer’s Rhino, I’m putting up this post for us to collectively recap the season the best way we know how: using GIFs! Continue reading

Doggy Style: RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Episode 11

When the queens enter the workroom, there is such a sense possibility now that we’re down to the final four. Only one more queen to be eliminated before the finale. No one is sad that Kenya’s gone. They’re still The Fantastic Four, as Latrice says, that they were before Kenya’s resurrection. So, let’s see what challenges the final four dealt with this week. Continue reading

On the Cover of a Magazine: RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Episode 7

“Colored girl, why yo base look like chalk?” Well played, Milan. A funny spin on Ru’s lyrics is a light and memorable way to exit the show. You’re the first one to do this right. Chad said she loved Milan, that she was class act. For the most part, yes. I’m still disappointed that Milan didn’t compete as strongly as it seemed she would. Willam asks Jiggly if she thinks she’ll win the show. Crickets. Oookay then. Hit the jump, and let’s dish. Continue reading

Welcome Back, Willam: RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 Episode 6

The remaining queens enter the workroom and circle Kenya’s clothes hangers like vultures circling a carcass in the desert. Kenya has scribbled on the mirror in lipstick: “Phi Phi, I love you. Sisters forever.” Gross, Kenya. I think even less of you now. Phi Phi has a sad because her best friend is gone. Awww, Phi Phi has feefees. Isn’t that sweet? No. No, it is not. Phi Phi mentions that Milan has sent both Puerto Rican queens home. “You’re never going to be in West Side Story again. Not even a touring production, bitch,” Willam says. Welcome back, you funny bitch. I have missed this side of Willam. Milan says she’s not going to compromise. Hm. This feels familiar. Hit the jump, and let’s dish on last night’s episode. Continue reading