Well, not a friend, exactly. This isn’t Craigslost, after all.
However, with the fake end of the world only six months out, doomsday believers really need to get themselves in order. The world may be ending, life exterminated, rivers boiling, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t ways to make the experience more pleasant. Continue reading
Whether in the wee hours of the morning or the late nights of Adult Swim, 2D beauties have graced our TVs for as long as we can remember. But we don’t have to be shallow just because they lack a dimension. These toons’ brains, hearts, and occasional super powers give them depth beyond the flat screen.
Six sexy sketches after the jump.
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Here is Gilbert Gottfried doing the audio book for the soft-core S&M novel Fifty Shades of Grey. It is genius. Freakish, horrifying genius. Watch after the jump. Continue reading
Last week we asked you to help update the out dated man card and create a more modern man card. And you had a lot to say on the subject. The new and improved Modern Man Card after the jump. Continue reading
America’s hottest lefty MILF, Youtube’s Drew Doege (someone Chloe Sevigny fans or haters would do well to learn about), Sarah Silverman Program alum Steve Agee, and others from Funny or Die show us the light and a way women can compromise with the Occupy Uterus movement. (Somewhat NSFW) Continue reading
Presidential campaigns, like syphilis, proceed in stages. You have the primaries, where a variety of dysfunctional clowns jostle with each other for the fickle favor of Iowa’s pig-men and New Hampshire’s maple miners, and march from state to state in a colorful pander-circus. Eventually, though, candidates start dropping out in various degrees of misery and humiliation, and one of the candidates rounds up enough pig-men and hill-folk and rodeo-clowns to secure the nomination. Then, you enter the next stage, where the ex-candidates, fetid in loser-stink, endorse the presumptive nominee with various degrees of faux-enthusiasm. Often, this involves some sort of half-assed speech in a hotel ball room, and some awkward hand-shaking between the endorsing loser and the smarmy winner. This is where we are now, with listless also-rans glumly pretending to rally around America’s least-beloved millionaire man-bot. Dick Santorum dropped out last month, and this past week he completed the failure-ritual by endorsing his former rival. Continue reading
In honor of Maurice Sendak’s death this morning we’re re-publishing this post from January. R.I.P., Maurice.
If you missed The Colbert Report this week you didn’t see Stephen’s hilarious two-part interview with legendary children’s book author Maurice Sendak.
Sendak is a curmudgeon of nearly Slavoj Žižek-ian proportions, which made his sit-down with Colbert so perfect. Continue reading
By LaZiguezon and Dancing Queen
Most people of the world can no longer imagine a time when Madonna didn’t allow them to share the planet with her. Continue reading
This is the part where I lead with an elephant playing a harmonica to get you to click through. Continue reading