Rowen

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Rowen spends his time fighting the forces of evil and over-caffinated tourists, using only his sparkling tiara action and a somewhat inappropriate mini-skirt. In his spare time he dates older men and questions their love at the drop of a hat. He's totally ok with not writing in kanji, since in 50 years, he's gonna be the ruler of the known universe and living in a crystal palace with a daughter who's got a horse fetish.

Let’s Try It: Hilah Cooking Chick-Fil-Gay

Well, now that the Chick-Fil-A brouhaha is dying down, you’re left still craving one of those delicious, fried chicken sandwiches. And probably down a couple friends on Facebook. What’s a hungry liberal to do? Well, we can always pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and head into the kitchen and make a sandwich of our own. And when we put our own sweat, tears and love into it, it just tastes better. Luckily, Hilah Cooking is here to help us out!! Continue reading

Dance Moms Recap: Just End it Already

Previously on Dance Moms, Melissa went crazy, again, and Chloe forgot her dance. This time, we’re heading to NYC because we’ve been invited to an open audition for the Joffrey Ballet School, which has absolutely no affiliation with the Joffrey Ballet of Chicago or the Joffrey Ballet Academy (other than being started by the same person). Join me after the jump! Continue reading

Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Skinny and Sweet Edition

Last time on the Celebrity Apprentice, the gang had to make a video about mops. No, I’m not going to call it viral, because it wasn’t, unless we’re talking viral like strep. Clay boiled over and lashed out at Penn, for reasons we’re not really sure of, and the ladies bitched at each other behind their backs, causing them to loose. In the end, Tia went home. I know you’re thrilled.  Spoilers after the jump! Continue reading