It’s Dance Moms time! Have you been keeping up? In case you haven’t, there has been lots and lots of screaming. All the dancers were replaced and then brought back. Caught up? Good. Continue reading
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Welcome back to Dance Moms! I’m excited, aren’t you? Unfortunately, I didn’t have cable last season, so I have no idea what happened. I’m assuming the girls danced and the moms yelled and something, something Maddie, Chloe, drama. Sound about right? Let’s get to the dancing!
Previously on Dance Moms, Kelly left and there was a HUGE audition to replace her kids. Lots of famewhores parents brought their daughters to audition and there was a big ruckus. We end up with a tall, skinny older girl named Allie (Ally?) who has a mom who looks like June from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” Continue reading
Previously on Dance Moms! Holly flipped out and got expelled (but not really). Paige had a medical emergency and the doctor told her she might not be able to dance again! (Not really) Kendall danced with Skee-lo! (Not really, but close) What’s gonna happen next?! Join me after the jump! Continue reading
Previously on Dance Moms! The girls were almost naked and Abby did her best to act out her Gypsy fantasies. In the end, everyone was really uncomfortable and Chloe wore a suit covered in beefy jerky. This week, we’re going to Miami! By the way, have you noticed how Maddie, Chloe and Bitch Mom aren’t in the opening credits? Well, they are, but it’s a blur. Something to think about, while you go to the jump. Continue reading
Last time on Dance Moms, we went to Fire and Ice, where everyone knows our names! The dancers kicked butt, Abby yelled at everyone, and the Candy Apples went to a funeral for their dignity. Ready or not, here come the Dance Moms! Continue reading
It’s the day after St. Valentine’s Day, and I hope all of you had something extra special yesterday. My single self was on the couch with cold medicine and Dance Moms. Because I love you, that’s why. Continue reading
Welcome back to Dance Moms! Previously on shows us why we have all been wondering why we’re watching this season. Moving on to the Pyramid of Shame! Let’s round up the usual suspects. Continue reading
Dance Moms time! I’m starting to think I should drink more before watching these. Previously on Dance Moms, which you don’t need because you can just read my recaps! Continue reading
It’s time for Dance Moms! Excitement! Vivi’s hair! Head bobbing! I’m assuming you all are up to date, so let’s grab our toe shoes and jete right into this! Continue reading
Welcome back to Dance Moms! You know you love it. For those of you who haven’t been watching, or are dealing with memory loss, we have a “Previously On” segment. Or you can read my recap. Continue reading