OK I’m not promising that there’s going to be a JO knife fight in this episode but that just has to be the way the Jerell v. Michael drama will be decided, right? I’ll be honest–I barely care. I’m still mourning last week’s elimination. You are too, right? You are if you have a heart. Continue reading
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The last two episodes have been almost offensively bad. Who do these producers think they’re toying with? We Project Runway fans are legion. Or something. (Most Project Runway fans don’t even get that reference, do they? Except for us. Because we at Crasstalk are multi-faceted and brilliant and amazing etc etc etc.)
Have you seen the trailer for tonight’s episode? You should if you’re into sexy dudes taking their pants off in the middle of a New York City park (in a flirty and not at all creepy way, of course). I’ll let you fan yourself over that. That little scene alone is better than the past two hours of Project Runway combined. Besides, we deserve a little bit of unbelievably-sexy-dude-in-really-just-the-hottest-pair-of-undies-ever after having to look at this monstrosity that Rami subjected us to. Rami! RAMI! How could you? Did you even look at this thing you created? What did we do to deserve this? Continue reading
Fresh from her glitter shower, Ke$ha totters onto the runway and informs the remaining sewtestants this week’s challenge is inspired by gelato – the colors and the flavors. Each designer chooses a flavor and then picks the next designer. Kara is picked last and she is left with “Chock-laat with Kye-in Peppahh” and of course she’s not happy with it. Michael is no longer The Victim, now Kara Janx is the victim. So it has been said, so it has been done. DVF styles herself out onto the runway and tells the sewtestants they have six hours to make a garment to impress her. Somewhere offstage, RuPaul can be heard saying “And Don’t Fuck It Up!”
You know there’s spoilers up in here, so don’t click if you don’t want to be spoiled! Continue reading
It’s time for our weekly ritual of drinking by ourselves and pretending it’s OK because we’re totally, like, talking to people on the Internet about things! (Hahahaha weekly.) Tonight’s episode of Project Runway All Stars will have the inestimable Miss Piggy as a guest judge. Is it gimmicky? Sure. Does that mean it’s going to suck? Not necessarily! Look at how fashionable the U.S.’s greatest pig looks in this Prada gown (though I really think she could do without that hat)!
Welcome to tonight’s Project Runway All Stars liveblog! Grab your drink. Settle into that butt-shaped dent in your couch. Sharpen your tongue. Shit is ’bout to get real–real fashiony.
Oh Em Gee, guys! It is the Project Runway we’ve always fantasized about–the season that includes the likes of Mondo, Miss Sugarbaker, Adonis Rami, Austin Scarlett, and Our Lady of Rosettes, Kara Janx. Talent and crazy bananas! What more could we ask for? (Aside from Tim Gunn and Andrae, obviously.)
Mix your cocktails, pop open that wine (or, if you’re like me, pop out the little cardboard square of your cheapy-cheap boxed wine), and join us for a bad attitude liveblog.
Hey kids, shake it loose together for this Thursday’s premiere episode of Project Runway All Stars. This collection of has-beens and also-rans and fan favorites is coming to the Lifetime Lady Parts Network at 9 eastern / 8 central time. Set your DVRs to “ignunt” and prepare yourselves for the spectacle. Continue reading
Now that Project Runway Season Nine is safely put to bed, let’s take a look back towards last season. The judges decided, for some reason, that Mondo Guerra was not to win Season Eight, even though he was clearly in the lead and favored to win. Let’s catch up with Mondo and see what he’s been up to and answer the question: Is there life after Project Runway? Continue reading
Well folks, it’s been a long journey, but we did it. We hung in there through the end. You’d think we’d get a prize of some sort, but I’m, assuming Bunim-Murray wouldn’t agree, so we’ll just have to settle for this.
So, welcome to the final PR Liveblog of the season, and just remember, Project Runway All-Stars starts soon! Oh, and Project Accessory is on after tonight’s show, so there’s that.
Tonight’s PR starts at 9PM EST on the Ladyparts Network (Lifetime). See you in the comments! Continue reading