It’s time for our weekly ritual of drinking by ourselves and pretending it’s OK because we’re totally, like, talking to people on the Internet about things! (Hahahaha weekly.) Tonight’s episode of Project Runway All Stars will have the inestimable Miss Piggy as a guest judge. Is it gimmicky? Sure. Does that mean it’s going to suck? Not necessarily! Look at how fashionable the U.S.’s greatest pig looks in this Prada gown (though I really think she could do without that hat)!
Who’s going to have a meltdown tonight? Who’s going to be the one who’s kind of too excited to be designing for a Muppet, albeit a sexy one? Who’s going to feel weird about calling Miss Piggy the Sexy Muppet? (Me.) Who’s going to say that they don’t know how to design for fuller figured gals and shouldn’t have to because they’re, like, not real people anyway? (And then who is it that we’ll boo and hiss at for saying such a dumb thing [I’m looking at you, stupid dainty delicate flower Olivier who noticeably did not make it to All Stars and hopefully never will because he’s mean and stupid and annoying]?)
Join us on our Bitch Parade through the Ladyparts Channel and find out! 9ET/8CT. And as for you west coasters–sorry that your coast sucks. But at least you have sunsets or whatever.
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