Obama is God (or at least controls the weather), the GOP (flop) sweats Paul Ryan, Texas A&M shooter had mental problems, the Five Fatal Flaws of Paul Ryan, Rick Perry: Closet Liberal, Ryan heckled; world laughs, the making of the Mandarin Mermaid, and Progressive: Evil or Just Amoral? Continue reading
Well, that didn’t take long. It’s been 4 whole days since Mitt Romney announced Paul Ryan will be his running mate and already the Internet is starting to fill with memes. Some brilliant mind in the Twitterverse came up with what would happen if Paul Ryan and the Ryan Gosling “Hey Girl” meme collided.
The result is hysterical in the “Oh, my god, I am only laughing because it beats crying” kind of way. And because you know these would be Paul Ryan’s go-tos when attempting to pick up chicks at Wisconsin’s Club Applebee’s.
Hit the jump to see a few of the gems. Continue reading
What if voter suppression works, Obama’s Game, giving Paul Krugman a stroke, writing off minorities, Biden Vs. Ryan, GOP: Romney “not ready to lead”, and Mitt “Two-Face” Romney Continue reading
Welcome to another exciting week in assholes. I know many of you are wondering if I am going to recognize VP Nominee Paul Ryan this week. Although Mr. Ryan is undoubtedly a douche of the highest order, I am going to let him start with a clean slate and prove himself anew. Don’t worry, I suspect we won’t have to wait long. Continue reading
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan, dynamic duo of money hoarding and rich-shielding insanity have a momentous day and prep for Sunday’s news shows has just begun; Olympian Ryan Lochte wants into your living room after the Olympics are done; Russell Crowe’s facial hair the mark of success; Keira Knightley to scream and maybe fall down; Bill & Ted probably have mortgages; and NBC wants to Game your Throne their way. Continue reading
Only one thing on the agenda today: Mitt Romney’s Vice Presidential pick, Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan. Continue reading
Chris Christie: not an entirely terrible person, the Justice Department chickens out, Young Republicans *snerkt*, the Republican Establishment (or lack thereof), a Big Pile Of Mitt: Paul Ryan edition, Friars gone wild, Sarah Palin breaks irony, “an ultraconservative utopia”, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, actual election fraud (!), Harry Reid’s Deep Throat, “the new birthers”, kudos to the Colorado Republican party, and productivity and wages in the public and private sectors. Continue reading
Happy (belated) Birthday Mr. President, Sandy Weill is sandy (with good reason), Harry Reid has giant brass ones, a big pile of Mitt, Gabby Douglas and flag lapel pins redux, government (un)employment, and all thing in moderation (except in Congress). Continue reading
Sorry for the tardiness of my post this week, I had important rum drinking business to attend to over the weekend.
Guess what Millennials? That soul-crushing unemployment is good for you!
Man, that chick is an utter asshole Continue reading
Pat Buchanan: Further Off The Deep End, Moving Goalposts, The Mittstorm Cometh IX: I(srael)nsurrection, Black and Jew, Scalia: Rocket Launchers For Everyone, and The Koch Sucking Stops Here. Continue reading