Sorry for the tardiness of my post this week, I had important rum drinking business to attend to over the weekend.
Guess what Millennials? That soul-crushing unemployment is good for you!
Man, that chick is an utter asshole
On that note, let’s jump right in. You know what makes people assholes? Fried chicken! Yeah, I never would have guessed that either, but here we all are. First, this gem from Mississippi Libertarian candidate for the US House of Representative Ron Williams. Williams suggests that mayors who try and block Chick-Fil-A from opening stores in their communities should be met with Second Amendment solutions.
Let me make it clear, the CEO is being punished by government officials because he exercised his First Amendment right of free speech,” Williams wrote. “The Constitution is very clear. When government restricts and punishes the people for exercising their First Amendment rights, then we are to default to the Second Amendment (right to keep and bear arms). These two mayors need to be introduced to the Second Amendment ASAP. The correct response to these mayors would be to send troops or whatever to remove these men from office, by whatever means is necessary.
I guess this ok because according to World Net Daily the geighs are going to cause the next Holocaust. What a bunch of fucktards.
Speaking of wingnuts saying ridiculously inflammatory comparisons, Representative Mike Kelly (R-Pa.), wants you to know that women having providing contraception to women is just like Pearl Harbor and 9/11. What an asshole. On behalf of the soldiers who were lost on the USS Arizona I would like to give a giant fuck you to Representative Kelly.
Thanks to Marie Stelle for this week’s tips.
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