I apologize for the lateness of this final round of voting, life happens sometimes. Continue reading
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The time has come. the field has been narrowed down to eight horrible examples of humanity who are not named Donald J Trump. Continue reading
Sorry this took so long, before I could finish it I got deathly ill and then when I started to feel better my computer had a hard crash I am just now getting back online from. Continue reading
Well, the votes are in (sorta) and now it is time to narrow our field of loathsome human beings down from 32 to 16. I had to dig up some nominations of my own since I didn’t get enough feedback and that idiot in LA whose prank call resulted in the death of an innocent person. Continue reading
A Reddit user recently posted a picture of a note that a waiter friend had received in lieu of a tip. Assuming this is real, why should this cheap-ass, non-tipping note-leaver go to hell? Let us count the ways. Continue reading
Wow. It has been an incredible year for the world’s assholes. Whether they were bombing little children, stealing investor money, or just generally blocking the march of human progress, this year’s biggest jerks made us all a little ashamed to be human beings. Here are the best of the worst. Continue reading
Urgh. It really doesn’t get much worse than this, folks. This is one of those things that’s just so debased and boneheaded you really have to wonder what the thought process was. Early yesterday pictures circulated of Vice President Nominee, Paul Ryan, and his family, washing dishes at a soup kitchen in northeastern Ohio. Late yesterday the head of the charity confirmed the rumor that it was all a lie, and Ryan “did nothing” while there. Continue reading
Welcome to another exciting week in assholes. I know many of you are wondering if I am going to recognize VP Nominee Paul Ryan this week. Although Mr. Ryan is undoubtedly a douche of the highest order, I am going to let him start with a clean slate and prove himself anew. Don’t worry, I suspect we won’t have to wait long. Continue reading
Sorry for the tardiness of my post this week, I had important rum drinking business to attend to over the weekend.
Guess what Millennials? That soul-crushing unemployment is good for you!
Man, that chick is an utter asshole Continue reading
According to Chuck Norris, President Obama is “creating a pro-gay Boy Scouts of America” by supporting BSA national board member James Turley’s efforts to make the Boy Scouts a more inclusive organization. This move came after a Lesbian troop leader was recently removed because her sexual orientation “did not meet the high standards” of the organization. Her child was booted as well. Norris accuses President Obama of giving Turley “perks and favors” and condemns his failure to protect the BSA’s “First Amendment rights to stand against atheists, agnostics and homosexuals.”