So it’s a Sunday afternoon and nothing is on. Well, that’s not true. Something is on…and that something is shameful and awful, but you know secretly deep down in places you won’t talk about at parties, you’ll watch at least ten minutes if not the whole thing, perhaps in the dark, perhaps in your basement, perhaps when everyone else in your household is shopping at Target. You and your remote alone will know what awful shenanigans you’ve been up to.
It’s confession time. Continue reading
I love movies. More importantly, I love seeing movies before almost everyone else. Certain movies will get me to the theater at midnight, so I figured I’d see them first and write a review the next day so you can get a real review from someone that isn’t a Hollywood hack.
In this installment… Green Lantern. Continue reading
Nerds! Your drought of nerd-centric news ends today! You’re already getting great, hard-hitting news about the real world courtesy of Newsbunny, but what about the news that really matters? What is really going on at DC Comics? What’s going on with the next wave of consoles? What movies should you obsessively tweet about for the next 6 months? Nerd News Roundup has you covered.
Do you guys know what I love watching more than anything else?
If you guessed hot, sweaty men playing soccer, you’d be right on the money. However, I doubt very many of you would be interested in reading a post about the four soccer players I think are hottest, so instead I will give you a post containing four documentaries based on children that I think will be worth your while to watch. Continue reading
This review contains spoilers. Continue reading
As a vampire lore purist, I could sooo discuss the improbability of vampire-to-human impregnation, but that’s beside the point. Some of you will be squeeing all over yourselves with joy when this latest Stephenie Meyer Scooby-Doo Vampire Movie is released with all its yearning and angst-ridden stares.
Don’t lie. You know it’s true. Continue reading
Super 8 is set in a time before cell phones and texting when friendships required a little more work on the part of those involved. We meet our rag-tag group of friends in the late seventies as they band together to film a zombie movie for a student film festival. Continue reading
As everyone who’s ever passed the GRE knows, there are two major hypothetical operational problems with Star Wars lightsabers. More accurately I should say there were two problems, because I solved both of them while trying to fall asleep last night, shortly after mentally ranking the breasts of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
There’s only one wide release movie opening this weekend, so be prepared for total, absolute X-Men domination. Will it be enough to fill theater seats, keep people entertained, and bring more to the table than some blond dude swinging a Viking hammer and calling itself a movie? Well, so far, all reports say, yes.
What will you say when someone asked you where you were the weekend of June 3, 2011? Continue reading
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So your best girlfriend Carrie Bradshaw didn’t marry that douchetastical blowhard Mr. Big! No, not at all. She married former Talk Soup host Greg Kinnear. They have 2.4 kids and live in a Manhattan brownstone, plus she’s a high-powered something or other! This is exactly the movie you thought you were going to see two years ago, right? Continue reading