Vampires. Urgh

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Coming Attractions: Knocked Up Part Two, Starring that Shruggy Girl, Kristen Stewart

As a vampire lore purist, I could sooo discuss the improbability of vampire-to-human impregnation, but that’s beside the point. Some of you will be squeeing all over yourselves with joy when this latest Stephenie Meyer Scooby-Doo Vampire Movie is released with all its yearning and angst-ridden stares.

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