Well hello my little troublemakers. Hope you are having a great day. Here is this week’s scary movie. It’s called Attack of the Giant Leeches,and its subject matter is pretty self-explanatory. Hope you enjoy it.
Now let’s all try to keep our clothes on out there.
Sup Crasstalk? Having a great day? You better be because The Grand Inquisitor demands that you do so. So get to it. Let’s have some adult cartoons this week to get us in the weekend mood.
Have a great day.
Hi gang and welcome. I think we all know that it has been a long week and it is time for a little relaxing. Let’s get to the party part of the week, shall we?
Yes, I know those videos had nothing to do with each other. Deal with it. Have a hard-rocking weekend, my friends.
Well here we are at the end of the week. It’s been a pretty exciting week around here and I hope all of you have some fun plans for the next couple of days. Since I know full well a bunch of you are going to post versions of that damn Friday song I am going to beat you to the punch. Yeah, it’s gonna be like that.
The first one is a fundamentalist Christian version. I dare you to find a more obnoxious Friday parody than this one. It’s awfulness is worthy of an epic poem. Make sure you stick with it to get to the breakdown at the 2:30 mark.
Since I made you suffer through that I will give you something that is genuinely fun. Add this to the 789 reasons I love Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
Have a great day and a wonderful weekend.
Hello and welcome to Crasstalk. Hope all of you are having a great night and are ready for the end of the week. Since most of you are socialist hippie clowns, here’s some damn hippy music. Now get off my lawn and get a hair cut!
I would hate to leave out our few Crasstalk conservatives, so this is for you guys.
Have a great night.
Good morning Crasstalk. Here are the things I know that you love.
Please forgive me Uncle Swifter. Have a great day.
Welcome to Crasstalk. Hopefully your week is going well and you are planning a nice evening. I feel like a little midweek cartoon action so here is some Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
Watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast Episode 86 – Knifin’ Around (Thom Yorke, Bjork)
Watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast Episode 88 – Sweet for Brak (Tenacious D)
Have a wonderful evening.
Good morning gang. Since it is the painful middle of the week I am going to give you something loud and fast to wake you up and get you ready to conquer the Internet.
There, no go out and tell the world to fuck off. Unless that will get you fired. In that case just seethe at your desk and hope your boss gets hit by a car. Have a great day.
Good evening my friends and welcome to Crasstalk. Wishing you all a wonderful day and a great evening. Here are a couple of educational films to help you all learn to be well-mannered Crasstalkers.
Now you are ready to go out and wow the rest of the gang. Have a great night.
Good day Crasstalk. Thanks for stopping by. I just want to let everyone know that if you applied for an author’s account after the workshop I will get you set up soon. There were quite a few of you so I am looking forward to some great new stuff in the coming weeks.
Also, congratulations to my dog ego who won The Crassballin’ NCAA bracket. Second place went to YoungFolk. We are all looking forward to seeing MDE model the thong that comes with the prize package.
All right, let’s get things moving. I feel like some Billy today.
Have a great day.