crassballin

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Tuesday Daytime Open Thread

Good day Crasstalk. Thanks for stopping by. I just want to let everyone know that if you applied for an author’s account after the workshop I will get you set up soon. There were quite a few of you so I am looking forward to some great new stuff in the coming weeks.

Also, congratulations to my dog ego who won The Crassballin’ NCAA bracket. Second place went to YoungFolk. We are all looking forward to seeing MDE model the thong that comes with the prize package.

All right, let’s get things moving. I feel like some Billy today.

Have a great day.

Crassballin’: Bracket Contest Standings Update

We’re already in the second third round of the NCAA tournament, so I thought I’d give you all a Crassballin’ update. Here’s the current Top 10 as of Saturday afternoon:

We had a total of 62 entries. Also, notice that 7 of the top 10 scorers so far are ladyfolk. Apparently you don’t actually need balls to dominate at Crassballin’. Continue reading →

Crassballin’: The Official Crasstalk March Madness Bracket Contest

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Is there anything better than March Madness? The upsets, the nail-biters, the non-stripperish cheerleaders from small town Kentucky. The NCCAA tournament truly has it all.

We’re going to spend the next few weeks pondering the insane ramblings of Billy Packer. We’re going to wonder what sort of brown liquor Bob “Huggie Bear” Huggins drinks with his breakfast every morning. We’re going to spend countless hours considering the most efficient method for murdering the Plumlee twins (Answer: wood chipper). And best of all, we’re going to figure out a way to convince ourselves that our shitass school is destined for Final Four greatness.

We call it Crassballin’. Continue reading →