Yes, the Redneck is going extinct, so they need a survival challenge. No. Jennifer Love Hewitt’s hands will be even busier on Lifetime; Ray Liotta to continue disappointing us; Anne Heche to produce miracles and maybe find Raptor Jesus; The Arnold will be back; Prometheus will be rated fittingly; and we hate Smash’s Ellis. What else needs to be said? Continue reading
Don’t blink. We’re at the midpoint, and things are happening fast. So, yes, don’t blink. If you do, you’re bound to miss some of the careful nuance playing out between all of our beloved characters, and if you’re basing your assessment of Game of Thrones, the television series, on Game of Thrones the books? Yeah, well, the television series is turning things on its head, so haha! Even you book folks won’t know what will happen.
Everyone try and keep up, because the cow pie just got real. Continue reading
ABC needs to come up with another idea, CBS is king of night humping; Jonah Hill puts his funny behind him; Dish fires Don Draper; Showtime and TNT keep their roster intact; Machete Kills gets a new star; and crazy people be crazy. Continue reading
Having a positive outlook isn’t usually a deal breaker in a relationship or in life, even though sunshiny people make our left eyes twitch if we’re not caffeinated enough. But then there’s the twee personality, or the twee affect, or the shroud of perpetual happy that’s all consuming in a way that’s only supposed to surround Pixar animation or most everything found on Etsy.com. Continue reading
Horrible filmmaker to set the high seas on fire; vampires are still a thing on the CW; Joseph Gordon-Levitt to take control of his own projects; Robert Pattinson to hide his sparkling chest in a new movie; and Lifetime does biopics now too. Continue reading
A little movie about a few people saving the world will make millions; Lifetime gets a new logo, a pokeman; British Don Draper; Elizabeth Taylor is having a tough month; Tom Cruise to kill the undead; Franco proves that cornrows are still a bad idea. Continue reading
A 2005 MySpace page belonging to George Zimmerman wherein he goes by “Joe G” has emerged. The page titled “Only To Be King” shows a man bragging about beating the legal system and his feelings on “Mexicans” in his former neighborhood of Manassas, Virginia. Continue reading
NBC has a plan to keep you riveted to your seat after the London Olympics; Naomi Campbell to give us all nightmares…maybe; the Two and a Half People Show to continue chugging along; HBO wins some, loses some. Continue reading
So we enter the world of the swirling supernatural and in one fell swoop things in Game of Thrones are changed forever. We’ve learned at nearly the outset that anyone is susceptible to be felled by their own naiveté, bravado, cocksure attitude, or perhaps even by happenstance. Needless to say, if one doesn’t have his or her wits about them, the world can become a very cruel and lonely place. So it’s better to have allies as one attempts to navigate a world full of vipers and flicking dragon tongues. All claims to the throne must learn this lesson quickly or perish. So says the laws of Game of Thrones. Continue reading
While happily munching on my egg white omelet wrap this morning I came across an article titled “Men in Shorts” and written by someone named P.J. O’Rourke (National Lampoon’s! Libertarian! says everyone!) in a compendium to Forbes magazine jauntily called ForbesLife. Now I don’t know what O’Rourke has against grown men in shorts but it’s patently hilarious his quite reasonable takedown of the phenomenon — if not a little histrionic. Continue reading