It’s been a long hard week, what with the Olympics, Mars, pastrami-guacamole sandwiches, women with six pack abs, black socks at the gym and cats. It’s all over now, but one thing’s certain: you need a drink. Or several. Continue reading
Daily Archives: August 10, 2012
The Olympics have provided some beautiful and interesting images, and given birth to at least two great memes. Is there anyone in the world who hasn’t seen this yet? Let’s caption some of them, shall we? Remember, the question is not what they are actually doing, but what you think they’re doing. Continue reading
I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony. I’d also like for people to stop being such filthy nasties on Craigslist. Personally, I think the possiblity of world peace brought on by our shared love of caramel-colored obesity juice is more likely.
So why don’t we embrace our trashy side and dig deep into the twisted cavern of human psychosis that is Craigslist. Let’s get to the fuckery!
Craigslost is NSFW. There are no obscene photos, however. Continue reading
Chris Christie: not an entirely terrible person, the Justice Department chickens out, Young Republicans *snerkt*, the Republican Establishment (or lack thereof), a Big Pile Of Mitt: Paul Ryan edition, Friars gone wild, Sarah Palin breaks irony, “an ultraconservative utopia”, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, actual election fraud (!), Harry Reid’s Deep Throat, “the new birthers”, kudos to the Colorado Republican party, and productivity and wages in the public and private sectors. Continue reading
Today I was driving home on a surface street and saw not one but two speed traps, one on one block, one on the next. Motorcycle police. They each had a customer. This pairing seems wicked unfair, but it’s common around here (southern California). I guess they tag-team. Or just like to have someone to chat with.
I’ve only had one speeding ticket in my life. It too was wicked unfair, but yes, he did catch me fair and square going over the limit. But not by that much. Continue reading
Time to break out your newest gifs, or maybe just your favorites. It’s story time boys and girls. I’ll start the story and you all build on it. Make it as cheesy and corny as you wish, we need something to get us through our last day of work before the weekend. Don’t be shy, join in! Continue reading
Go watch some Olympics or NBC will air another preview episode of Go On. You don’t want to be responsible for that, do you? Continue reading
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