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Daily Archives: March 23, 2012
This week it’s time to go shopping for suitable transportation; Continue reading
The creator of the Cold Stone Creamery PB&C Shake is probably a monster. No, not a truly evil spectral force, but simply a diabolical, fat-creating, franchise chain gloating, garden variety capitalist gnome. How else to describe the decision to blend chocolate ice cream, milk, and peanut butter into a cup of sin and decadent blasphemy? At 2,010 calories (and with “153g of sugar,” screamed Gooch!), it’s a wonder how any of it just doesn’t clog your arteries within the first luscious sip. I imagine he’s somewhere sitting with tubs full of chocolate and PB in talks on how to expand it all into grocery store sales. You dastardly creamy saturated fat shilling hobgoblin!
Well, let’s be fair, this isn’t exactly a novel idea as Health.com informs us. Continue reading
Happy Friday, Crasstalkers! You’ve successfully completed another week without disemboweling each other! This must be a record. Okay, let’s get it on. Continue reading
1) There’s another long one at CDAN today. This A-List actress took down all kinds of people to get where she is today. Casting couch couplings, boyfriend backstabbing, and racist rants. She also put a serious dent in the career of her main rival for roles. She wanted to be everyone’s sweetheart but she is anything but. Get the full post at CDAN.
2) This actress with A-List name recognition used to be a headliner but soon the roles stopped. To make money, she started making the rounds by hiring herself out to whomever would pay. Continue reading
For the past few weeks, I’ve had the same five songs stuck in my head. Now I want them to get stuck in your head! Continue reading
Niko Lazo – The tale of the Sampaloc Lake – 2011
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Maggie Gallagher, founder of the National Organization for Marriage and all-around bigot, wrote an opinion article for uExpress about the recent Starbucks annual shareholder meeting. Not one to bury the lede, she titled her piece “DUMP STARBUCKS.” Obviously she’s got a thing or two to learn about subtlety.
She name-checks a Baptist preacher, then goes on to say that one of her minions, Jonathan Baker, attended this meeting and asked if the board really approved the statement that gay marriage is “core to the Starbucks brand.” She reports that Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz replied in the affirmative, and was applauded. Continue reading
Previously on Dance Moms! Holly flipped out and got expelled (but not really). Paige had a medical emergency and the doctor told her she might not be able to dance again! (Not really) Kendall danced with Skee-lo! (Not really, but close) What’s gonna happen next?! Join me after the jump! Continue reading
This morning President Obama gave his first official statement about the Trayvon Martin case. Continue reading